Will bless the days when, usher of a school, France too, to rage- though not to reason-brought, Enough of France! with anarchy at home, Scene of the patriot's tear, the statesman's toil,- Here Erin's wrongs from Grattan's breast were wrung, Now shift the scene! suppose the mob possess The power our fathers labour'd to repress; And what remains?-should still that house exist, Oh, last indignity! Oh, foul disgrace! Till blacker scoundrels form the mock debate?- Nor see in stern reality advance The woes of Poland, or the crimes of France? Ye wretched parricides! ye villain band! Ye who would crush our comforts and our bliss, O, that my throbbing heart could ever hope Could pour my feelings in a single word, And that one word could crush-it should be heard! Know, though ye draw your watchword from the throne, Ye sign no less its sentence than your own! And glean this truth from ages that have gone, The mob's first prey are those who urged them on; 'Tis hard to say who most is Fortune's sport, Yet such a strange anomaly is Grey, Less knave than fool-the Proteus of his day; In parts superior, and in rank his peer, He speaks they shout-and, warming with applause, Yet such as these can rob a glorious realm,' Lo! the proud ship, whose glorious race is o'er, My country, oh, my country! on thy shore And they have gone! the lovely and the gay I have no home, no children, brother, friend, Oh, when such thoughts with deeper warmth impart The patriot's first best feeling to the heart; That land where nature vies with Paphia's bowers, Crime lights the torch where Folly spreads the train! Oh, thou, whose charms have roused the poet's sigh, Thou who didst bid each nobler thought awake, How wilt thou bear those scenes of blood and strife, No breath save love's should breathe upon thy cheek; THE DOMESTIC MANNERS OF THE BRITISH. BY COLONEL RICHARD H. HICKORY, OF CEDAR SWAMP. PART II. THE universal attention which our last Number has excited, especially by that gem of literature, Colonel Hickory's flattering account of the Domestic Manners of the British, is an inducement to resume the consideration of his manuscript without loss of time; and we do this with the greater alacrity, as we have received several most impertinent letters on the subject. What does Angus Garrochan, of Greenock, mean by insinuating that our account of his neighbours is calumnious? We, however, forgive him, for the Greenock people are almost as thin-skinned as the Americans; and therefore we are none surprised that they should not be satisfied with Colonel Hickory's description of their elegant peculiarities. As to his remark on Cartsdyke being the mother of Greenock, we confess ourselves not adequately acquainted with the local history of that ancient borough of Baronry to give a decisive opinion; but we can assure Mr. Garrochan that both the venerable parent and her daughter have our best wishes for their prosperity. We must say to Bailey Snedden, of Paisley, that he has been a little too hasty and testy in his animadversions on the Colonel's letter. Had he waited till he had seen that which we are about to communicate, he would have confessed that his opinion of the Colonel was the unjust progeny of prejudice. It may be quite true that the females which the Colonel describes with brown duffle cloaks and bare feet, are not ladies. The Colonel did not say they were; he only called them "ladyes," which may be, in the American vocabulary, helps of the feminine gender. But we have no time for controversy: our object is to shew what an intelligent foreigner observed peculiar in our manners and customs, and has spoken as truly of us as our own travellers are in the practice of doing concerning nations which they happen to visit. LETTER III. DEAR UNCLE SAM, Paisley. 'Though I wrote you, the day before yesterday, by a ship that I left on the eve of sailing from Greenock, I 'vail myself of the convenience of Mr. Pickering, who is in this town, and 'xpects this evening to overtake the Mohawk, which is the name of the vessel; the wind having been from the south-west preventing her sailing. Mr. Pickering has given me light: this place is not the proper emporium for that spec of shawls and muslins which I was to operate for Squire Cooper; but Glasgow is, which stands about six or eight miles off. The fact is, that this 'ere Paisley, he says, is but a workshop of Glasgow, and not a place of commerce. In Glasgow they are in the wholesale line, but here they are all in the employ of Glasgow; so that I have been wrong in the calculations which I made on shipping myself at New York; for I then thought that it would be a cleaner shave to go to the first-hand manufacturers, believing, as I did, that Paisley was such. But in this Mr. Pickering has set me right, and I am now on the starboard tack. I cannot, however, leave Paisley without giving you a few further particulars, for your edification; and the first thing I have gotten for to say, is, that you will tell Michael Moore that I did 'vestigate the matter here concerning Patrick Shaw, but found him dead two years agone, and his family have cleared out. Well! Paisley is an unregular town, but the citizens of the better order are prime to a competency; they are in their 'spitality more temperate, I think, than the marine habitants of Greenock, and it is natural they should be so; for men addicted to salt water do take more Jamaica rum than spirits, which is a bilious liquor. The people here are great philosophers, which comes of their sedentary occupations; indeed, how can they be otherwise, sitting all day long at the loom, which I guess is but productive of a tedious similarity in passing time. Mr. Piepaste, that I spoke of in my former, is a crack man among his friends for sagacity and knowing what. He told me "Cornel Hickory," said he," this town of ours, as you may observe by the abbey-kirk, has long been a very noted place, and it was till the French rippit began a dooce and religious congregation. Well do I remember, that afore the late war a drum was not allowed to disturb the Lord's day without a legal authority of the magistrates. As for a playhouse, it was an abomination, and play-actors things not to be spoken of, far less to, in decent company; but, Cornel Hickory, we live in backsliding times, and I have a notion that even you Americans are no just the creditable folk you were." I did not understand what the judge meant; for, as I have given you reason already to know, neither Greek nor Latin are spoken here, far less any classical tongue; but I contrived to 'stract a meaning out of him, though his way is to opake the minds of his neighbours in a touch-and-go manner. This very morning I inquired of him, when I met him at a meeting of streets called the Cross, if he knew of any dealer in or importer of sulphur in the town, that would give a supply to be shipped at Greenock. "O yes, Cornel!" answered he; ye couldna have speired more in the nick of time: do you see that lang and steeple-like man in black, with powdered hair, stepping very daintily by the causeway-side, with his fingers spread as if he had been creeshing woo', and had a drop of oil at every finger-end? That man is the greatest dealer in brimstone in all this country-side. Go to him, Cornel, and mak' your bargain." Which I accordingly did. But in this there was a sample of Mr. Piepaste's comicality; for the man was only a gospeller, and made in his discourses rather more familiarity with the devil's coals (which you know is solid brimstone) than common: in short, I was gamed; but the minister saw who I had come from, and gave a pathetic laugh, and shook his stick at the magistrate, who went away neighing at his own joke. This to me, as a stranger, was not what Mr. John Grigg, a member of the Philadelphia bar, would approve of as polite in his American Chesterfield; but strange places mitigate the nature of man, and I too laughed, though my heart was not in mirthful trim. Paisley, being a succedaneum to Glasgow, cannot be called particu |