Or fearing else some messenger, that might her so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessmind discover, ing; now should not the shoe speak a word for Herself hath taught her love himself to write weeping; now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on:-now come I to my mother, (O, that she could speak now!) like a wood woman;-well, I up and down: now come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes: now the dog all this while sheds unto her lover. All this I speak in print; for in print I found it.- kiss her; -why there 'tis; here's my mother's breath Speed. Ay, but hearken, sir: though the came-not a tear, nor speaks a word; but see how I lay leon, Love, can feed on the air, I am one that am the dust with my tears. nourished by my victuals, and would fain have meat: O, be not like your mistress; be moved, be moved. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-Verona. A room in Julia's house. Pro. Have patience, gentle Julia. [Giving a ring, Pro. Why then we'll make exchange; here, Jul. And seal the bargain with a holy kiss. [Eril Julia, Julia, farewell.-What! gone without a word? SCENE III.-The same. A street. Enter Launce, Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping; all the kind of the Launces have this very fault: I have received my proportion, like the prodigious son, and am going with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's court. I think, Crab my dog be the sourest-natured dog that lives: my mother weeping, my father wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat wringing her hands, and all our house in a great perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed one tear: he is a stone, a very pebblestone, and has no more pity in him than a dog: a Jew would have wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it: This shoe is my father; -no, this lest shoe is my father; -no, no, this left shoe is my mother; nay, that cannot be so neither; -yes, it is so, it is so: it hath the worser sole: this shoe, with the hole in it, is my mother, and this my father: a vengeance on't! there 'tis: now, sir, this staff is my sister; for, look you, she is as white as a lily, and as amall as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid; I am the dog:-no, the dog is himself, and I am the dog.-0, the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so, (1) Kindred. (2) Crazy, distracted, Enter Panthino. Pan. Launce, away, away, aboard; thy master is shipped, and thou art to post after with oars. What's the matter? why weepest thou, man? Away, ass; you will lose the tide, if you tarry any longer. Laun. It is no matter if the ty'd were lost; for it is the unkindest ty'd that ever any man ty'd. Pan. What's the unkindest tide? Laun. Why, he that's ty'd here; Crab, my dog. Pan. Tut, man, I mean thoul't lose the flood; and, in losing the flood, lose thy voyage; and, in losing thy voyage lose thy master; and, in losing thy master, lose thy service; and, in losing thy service,--Why dost thou stop my mouth! Laun. For fear thou should'st lose thy tongue. Pan. Where should I lose my tongue? Laun. In thy tale. Pan. In thy tail? Laun. Lose the tide, and the voyage, and the master, and the service? The tide!-why, man, if the river were dry, I am able to fill it with my tears; if the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs. Pan. Come, come away, man; I was sent to call thee. Laun. Sir, call me what thou darest. Laun. Well, I will go. [Exeunt. Sil. A fine volley of words, gentlemen, and quickly shot off. giver. Val. 'Tis indeed, madam; we thank the Sil. Who is that, servant? Val. Yourself, sweet lady; for you gave the fire: Sir Thurio borrows his wit from your ladyship's looks, and spends what he borrows, kindly in your company. Thu. Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. Val. I know it well, sir: you have an exchequer of words, and, I think, no other treasure to give your followers; for it appears by their bare liveries, that they live by your bare words. Sil. No more, gentlemen, my father. no more; here comes The honour and regard of such a father. Duke. You know him well? Val. I knew him as myself'; for from our in fancy To clothe mine age with angel-like perfection; Duke. Beshrew1 me, sir, but, if he make this good, He is as worthy for an empress' love, he. Val. Should I have wish'd a thing, it had been Duke. Welcome him then according to his worth; Silvia, I speak to you; and you, Sir Thurio :- Had come along with me, but that his mistress (1) Ill betide. (2) Incite, seech you, Confirm his welcome with some special favour. Sil. Too low a mistress for so high a servant. Pro. Not so, sweet lady; but too mean a servant To have a look of such a worthy mistress. Val. Leave off discourse of disability :Sweet lady, entertain him for your servant. Pro. My duty will I boast of, nothing else. Sil. And duty never yet did want his meed; Servant, you are welcome to a worthless mistress. Pro. I'll die on him that says so, but yourself. Sil. That you are welcome? Pro. No; that you are worthless. Enter Servant. Val. And how do yours? Pro. I left them all in health. Val. How does your lady? and how thrives your love? Pro. My tales of love were wont to weary you I know, you joy not in a love-discourse. Val. Ay, Proteus, but that life is alter'd now: I have done penance for contemning love i Whose high imperious thoughts have punish'd me With bitter fasts, with penitential groans, With nightly tears, and daily heart-sore sighs; For, in revenge of my contempt of love, Love hath chas'd sleep from my enthralled eyes, And made them watchers of mine own heart's sor row. O, gentle Proteus, love's a mighty lord; Pro, Enough; I read your fortune in your eye Was this the idol that you worship so? Pro. I will not flatter her. Val. O, flatter me; for love delights in praises. Pro. When I was sick, you gave me bitter pills; And I must minister the like to you. Val. Then speak the truth by her; if not divine, Yet let her be a principality, Sovereign to all the creatures on the earth. Pro. Except my mistress. Val. Sweet, except not any; Except thou wilt except against my love. Pro. Have I not reason to prefer mine own? Val. And I will help thee to prefer her too: She shall be dignified with this high honour, To bear my lady's train: lest the base earth Should from her vesture chance to steal a kiss, And, of so great a favour growing proud, Disdain to root the summer-swelling flower, And make rough winter everlasting. Pro. Why, Valentine, what braggardism is this? Val. Pardon me, Proteus: all I can, is nothing To her, whose worth makes other worthies nothing; She is alone. Pro. Then let her alone. But when I look on her perfections, [Exit. SCENE V. The same. A street. Enter Speed and Launce. Speed. Launce! by mine honesty, welcome to Milan. Laun. Forswear not thyself, sweet youth; for I am not welcome. I reckon this always that a man is never undone, till he be hanged; nor never welcome to a place, till some certain shot be paid, and the hostess say, welcome. Speed. Come on, you mad-cap, I'll to the alehouse with you presently; where for one shot of five pence, thou shalt have five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how did thy master part with madam Julia. Laun. Marry, after they closed in earnest, they parted very fairly in jest. Speed. But shall she marry him? Laun. No. Speed. How then? shall he marry her ? Laun. No, neither. Val. Not for the world: why, man, she is mine Speed. What, are they broken? own; And I as rich in having such a jewel, As twenty seas, if all their sana were pearl, The water nectar, and the rocks pure gold. Forgive me, that I do not dream on thee, Because thou seest me dote upon my love. My foolish rival, that her father likes, Only for his possessions are so huge, Is gone with her along; and I must after, Pro. But she loves you? Ay, and we are betroth'd; Nay, more, our marriage hour, Pro. Go on before; I shall inquire you forth: And then I'll presently attend you. Val. Will you make haste? Laun. No, they are both as whole as a fish. Spred. Why then, how stands the matter with them? Laun. Marry, thus; when it stands well with him, it stands well with her. Speed. What an ass art thou! I understand thee not. Laun. What a block art thou, that thou canst not! My staff understands me. Speed. What thou say'st? Laun. Ay, and what I do too: look thee, I'll but lean, and my staff understands me. Speed. It stands under thee, indeed. Laun. Why, stand under and understand is all one. Speed. But tell me true, will't be a match? Laun. Ask my dog: if he say, ay, it will; if he say, no, it will; if he shake his tail, and say nothing, it will. Speed. The conclusion is then, that it will. Laun. Thou shalt never get such a secret from me, but by a parable. Speed. 'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, how say'st thou, that my master is become a nota [Exit Val. ble lover? Even as one heat another heat expels, Is by a newer object quite forgotten. (1) On further knowledge. Laun. I never knew him otherwise. Laun. A notable lubber, as thou reportest him to be. SCENE VI. The same. An apartment in the palace. Enter Proteus. Pro. To leave my Julia, shall I be forsworn; Unheedful vows may heedfully be broken; SCENE VII. - Verona. A room in Julia's Jul. Counsel, Lucetta; gentle girl, assist me! Luc. Alas! the way is wearisome and long. To measure kingdoms with his feeble steps; Luc. I do not seek to quench your love's hot fire; But qualify the fire's extreme rage, Lest it should burn above the bounds of reason. Jul. The more thou dam'st it up, the more it burns; The current, that with gentle murmur glides, Thou know'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth rage; But, when his fair course is not hindered, Luc. But in what habit will you go along? Luc. Why then your ladyship must cut your hair. Jul. No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings, With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots: To be fantastic may become a youth Of greater time than I shall show to be. Luc. What fashion, madam, shall I make your breeches? Jul. That fits as well, as-' tell me, good my What compass will you wear your farthingale ?" Unless you have a cod-piece to stick pins on. Luc. If you think so, then stay at home, and go not. Jul. Nay, that I will not. Luc. Then never dream on infamy, but go. Jul. That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear: Luc. All these are servants to deceitful mèn. Much less shall she, that hath love's wings to fly; Jul. Base men, that use them to so base effect! And when the flight is made to one so dear, Of such divine perfection, as sir Proteus. Luc. Better forbear, till Proteus make return. Jul. O, know'st thou not, his looks are my soul's food? Pity the dearth that I have pined in, (1) Tempting. (2) Confederate, (3) Intended. But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth; Jul. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that To bear a hard opinion of his truth: [Exit Thurio. Now, tell me, Proteus, what's your will with me? Pro. My gracious lord, that which I would discover, The law of friendship bids me to conceal: Which else no worldly good should draw from me. I know you have determin'd to bestow her Duke. Proteus, I thank thee for thine honest care; Duke. Be they of much import? Val. The tenor of them doth but signify awhile; I am to break with thee of some affairs, Val. I know it well, my lord; and, sure, the match Were rich and honourable; besides, the gentle man Is full of virtue, bounty, worth, and qualities ward, Proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty; Val. What would your grace have me to do in this? Duke. There is a lady, sir, in Milan, here, Val. Win her with gifts, if she respect not words; Val. A woman sometimes scorns what best con Send her another; never give her o'er; Pro. Know, noble lord, they have devis'd a For why, the fools are mad, if lett alone. mean How he her chamber-window will ascend, Duke. Upon mine honour, he shall never know Pro. Adieu, my lord; sir Valentine is coming. [Exit. (1) Longed for. (2) Guess. (3) Tempted. Take no repulse, whatever she doth say; Duke. But she, I mean, is promis'd by her friends |