That no man hath recourse to her by night. Duke. Her chamber is aloft, far from the ground; Val. Why then, a ladder, quaintly made To cast up with a pair of anchoring hooks, Val. And why not death, rather than living To die, is to be banish'd from myself, Duke. Now, as thou art a gentleman of blood, that. Duke. This very night; for love is like a child, That longs for every thing that he can come by. Val. By seven o'clock I'll get you such a ladder. Duke. But, hark thee; I will go to her alone; How shall I best convey the ladder thither? Val. It will be light, my lord, that you may bear it My thoughts do harbour with my Silvia nightly; My herald thoughts in thy pure bosom rest them, Because myself do want my servants' fortune: That they should harbour where their lord should be. What's here? Silvia, this night I will enfranchise thee: 'Tis so: and here's the ladder for the purpose.- Thank me for this, more than for all the favours, Will give thee time to leave our royal court, Be gone, I will not hear thy vain excuse, (1) Hinders. I My ears are stopp'd, and cannot hear So much of bad already hath possess'd them, Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, indeed, for sacred Silvia!Hath she forsworn me? Pro. No, Valentine. Val. No Valentine, if Silvia have forsworn me! What is your news? Laun. Sir, there's a proclamation that you are vanish'd. Pro. That thou art banish'd, O, that's the news; From hence, from Silvia, and from me thy friend. Pro. Ay, ay; and she hath offer'd to the doom But neither bended knees, pure hands held up, Besides, her intercession chaf'd him so, Have some malignant power upon my life: Pro. Cease to lament for that thou canst not And study help for that which thou lament'st. Here if thou stay, thou canst not see thy love; Val. I pray thee, Launce, an if thou seest my Bid him make haste, and meet me at the north gate. grandmother: this proves, that thou canst not read. Speed. Come, fool, come: try me in thy paper. Laun. There; and Saint Nicholas be thy speed! Speed. Item, She brews good ale. Laun. And thereof comes the proverb,-Bless- Laun. That's as much as to say, Can she so? Laun. What need a man care for a stock with Laun. A special virtue; for then she need not be washed and scoured. Speed. Item, She can spin. Laun. Then may I set the world on wheels when she can spin for her living. Speed. Item, She hath many nameless virtues. Laun. That's as much as to say, bastard virtues; that, indeed, know not their fathers, and therefore have no names. Speed. Here follow her vices. Laun. Close at the heels of her virtues. Speed. Item, She is not to be kissed fasting, in respect of her breath. Laun. Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast: read on. Speed. Item, She hath a sweet mouth. Laun. It's no matter for that, so she sleep not in her talk. Speed. Item, She is slow in words. Speed. Item, She is proud. [Exeunt Valentine and Proteus. Lan. I am but a fool, look you; and yet I have the wit to think, my master is a kind of knave: but that's all one, if he be but one knave. He Laun. O villain, that set this down among her lives not now, that knows me to be in love: yet I vices! To be slow in words, is a woman's only am in love; but a team of horse shall not pluck virtue: I pray thee, out with'tg and place it for that from me; nor who 'tis I love, and yet 'tis a her chief virtue. woman: but that woman, I will not tell myself; and yet 'tis a milk-maid: yet 'tis not a maid, for she hath had gossips: yet 'tís a maid, for she is her master's maid, and serves for wages. She hath more qualities than a water-spaniel,-which is much in a bare Christian. Here is the cat-log crusts. [pulling out a paper] of her conditions. Imprimis, Speed. Item, She is curst. She can fetch and carry. Why, a horse can do no more; nay, a horse cannot fetch, but only car-bite. ry; therefore, is she better than a jade. Item, She can milk; look you, a sweet virtue in a maid with clean hands. Enter Speed. Speed. How now, Signior Launce? what news with your mastership? Laun. With my master's ship? why, it is at sea. Speed. Well, your old vice still; mistake the word: what news then in your paper? Laun. The blackest news that ever thou heard'st. Speed. Why, man, how black? Laun. Why, as black as ink. Speed. Let me read them. Laun. Out with that too; it was Eve's legacy, Laun. Well; the best is, she hath no teeth to Speed. Item, She will often praise her liquor. Laun. If her liquor be good, she shall: if she will not, I will; for good things should be praised. Speed. Item, She is too liberal. Laun. Of her tongue she cannot; for that's writ down she is slow of: of her purse she shall not; for that I'll keep shut: now, of another thing she may, and that I cannot help. Well, proceed. more faults than hairs, and more wealth than Speed. Item, She hath more hair than wit, and faults. and not mine, twice or thrice in that last article: Laun. Stop there; I'll have her: she was mine, rehearse that once more. Speed. Item, She hath more hair than wit,Laun. More hair than wit,-it may be; I'll prove it: the cover of the salt hides the salt, and Laun. Fie on thee, jolt-head; thou canst not therefore it is more than the salt; the hair that read. covers the wit, is more than the wit; for the greater hides the less. What's next? Speed. And more faults than hairs, Laun. That's monstrous: 0, that that were out! Laun. Why, that word makes the faults gra (3) Licentious in language. cious: well, I'll have her: and if it be a match, as By aught that I can speak in his dispraise, She shall not long continue love to him. Laun. Why, then I will tell thee,-that thy It follows not that she will love sir Thurio. master stays for thee at the north gate." Speed. For me? Speed. And must I go to him? Thu. Therefore, as you unwind her love from him, Laun. For thee? ay; wno art thou? he hath Lest it should ravel, and be good to none, staid for a better man than thee. You must provide to bottom it on me: Which must be done, by praising me as much As you in worth dispraise sir Valentine. Duke. And, Proteus, we dare trust you in this kind; Laun. Thou must run to him, for thou hast staid so long, that going will scarce serve the turn. Speed. Why didst not tell me sooner? 'pox of your love-letters! Exit. Because we know, on Valentine's report, Laun. Now will he be swinged for reading my You are already love's firm votary, letter: an unmannerly slave, that will thrust him- And cannot soon revolt and change your mind, self into secrets!-I'll after, to rejoice in the boy's Upon this warrant shall you have access, correction. [Exit. Where you with Silvia may confer at large; For she is lumpish, heavy, melancholy, SCENE II.-The same. A room in the Duke's Where you may temper her, by your persuasion, And, for your friend's sake, will be glad of you; palace. Enter Duke and Thurio; Proteus be-To hate young Valentine, and love my friend. Pro. As much as I can do, I will effect:But you, sir Thurio, are not sharp enough; hind. you, Now Valentine is banish'd from her sight. Thu. Since his exile she hath despis'd me most, Duke. This weak impress of love is as a figure By wailful sonnets, whose composed rhymes Duke. Ay, much the force of heaven-bred poesy. For Orpheus' lute was strung with poet's sinews; Visit by night your lady's chamber-window Duke. My daughter takes his going grievously. Pro. Longer than I prove loyal to your grace, Duke. Thou know'st, how willingly I would effect The match between sir Thurio and my daughter. Pro. I do, my lord. Duke. And also, I think, thou art not ignorant Pro. She did, my lord, when Valentine was here. Pro. The best way is to slander Valentine Duke. Ay, but she'll think, that it is spoke in hate. Pro. Ay, if his enemy deliver it: Therefore it must, with circumstance, be spoken Duke. Then you must undertake to slander him. SCENE Pro. And that, my lord, I shall be loth to do. 'Tis an ill office for a gentleman; Especially, against his very friend. Duke. Where your good word cannot advantage Your slander never can endamage him; Being entreated to it by your friend. Pro. You have prevail'd, my lord: if I can do it, (2) Cut. ACT IV. I-A forest, near Mantua. [Exeunt. Enter 1 Out. Fellows, stand fast: I see a passenger. 2 Out. If there be ten, shrink not, but down with 'em. Enter Valentine and Speed. 3 Out. Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about you; (4) Mournful elegy, (5) Choose out. Speed. Sir, we are undone! these are the villains 1 Out. But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest. That all the travellers do fear so much. 2 Out. Thou shalt not live to brag what we are offer'd. SCENE II.-Milan. Court of the palace. Enter Proteus. Pro. Already have I been false to Valentine, And now I must be as unjust to Thurio. Val. Some sixteen months; and longer might Under the colour of commending him, I have access my own love to prefer; Enter Thurio, and musicians. Thu. How now, sir Proteus? are you crept before us? Pro, Ay, gentle Thurio; for, you know, that Will creep in service where it cannot go. Thu. Ay, but, I hope, sir, that you love not here. Pro. Sir, but I do; or else I would be hence. Thu. Whom? Silvia? Pro. Ay, Silvia-for your sake. Thu. I thank you for your own. Now, gentle Let's tune, and to it lustily awhile. Enter Host, at a distance; and Julia in boy's clothes. Host. Now, my young guest! methinks you're allycholly; I pray you, why is it?" Jul. Marry, mine host, because I cannot be Host. Come, we'll have you merry: I'll bring you where you shall hear music, and see the gentleman that you ask'd for. Jul. But shall I hear him speak? Jul. Is he among these? Host. Ay: but peace, let's hear 'em. Who is Silvia? What is she, That all our swains commend her? Holy, fair, and wise is she; The heavens such grace did lend her That she might admired be. (5) Passionate reproaches, Is she kind, as she is fair?' For beauty lives with kindness : To help him of his blindness; Then to Silvia let us sing, Host. How now? are you sadder than you were before? How do you, man? the music likes you not. Jul. You mistake; the musician likes me not. Jul. He plays false, father. Host. How? out of tune on the strings? And by and by intend to chide myself, [Aside Jul. I am betroth'd: And art thou not asham'd Pro. I likewise hear, that Valentine is dead. Pro. Sweet lady, let me rake it from the earth. [Aside. Pro. Madam, if your heart be so obdúrate, Vouchsafe me yet your picture for my love, Jul. Not so; but yet so false that he grieves my The picture that is hanging in your chamber; very heart-strings. Host. You have a quick ear. Jul. Ay, I would I were deaf! it makes me have a slow heart. Host. I perceive, you delight not in music. Jul. I would always have one play but one But, host, doth this sir Proteus, that we talk on, Host. I tell you what Launce, his man, told me, he loved her out of all nick.' Silvia appears above, at her window. Pro. Madam, good even to your ladyship. Sil. I thank you for your music, gentlemen: Who is that, that spake? Pro. One, lady, if you knew his pure heart's You'd quickly learn to know him by his voice. Pro. Sir Proteus, gentle lady, and your servant. Pro. That I may compass yours. To that I'll speak, to that I'll sigh and weep; And make it but a shadow, as I am. [Aside, Sil. I am very loth to be your idol, sir; Pro. As wretches have o'er-night, That wait for execution in the morn. [Exeunt Proteus; and Silvia, from above. Jul. Host, will you go? Host. By my halidom, I was fast asleep. Jul. Not so; but it hath been the longest night [Exeunt. 3 Egl. As many, worthy lady, to yourself. That hast deceiv'd so many with thy vows? Beyond all reckoning. Sil. O Eglamour, thou art a gentleman (3) Injunction, command. (4) Pitiful. |