Dum. You may not deny it: Pompey hath made the challenge. Arm. Sweet bloods, I both may and will. Biron. What reason had you for 't? Arm. The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt; I go woolward for penance. Boyet. True, and it was enjoined him in Rome for want of linen; since when, I'll be sworn, he wore none but a dish-clout of Jaquenetta's, and that he wears next his heart for a favour. Enter MERCADE. Mer. God save you, madam! Prin. Welcome, Mercade; But that thou interrup'st our merriment. Mer. I am sorry, madam; for the news I bring Prin. Dead, for my life! Mer. Even so; my tale is told. Biron. Worthies, away! The scene begins to cloud. Arm. For mine own part, I breathe free breath. I have seen the day of wrong through the little hole of discretion, and I will right myself like a soldier. King. How fares your majesty? Prin. Boyet, prepare; I will away to-night. [Exeunt Worthies. King. Madam, not so; I do beseech you, stay. That which long process could not arbitrate: From what it purpos'd; since, to wail friends lost, As to rejoice at friends but newly found. Prin. I understand you not: my griefs are dull. Biren. Honest plain words best pierce the ear of grief;And by these badges understand the king. For your fair sakes have we neglected time, Play'd foul play with our oaths: your beauty, ladies, Hath much deform'd us, fashioning our humours Even to the opposèd end of our intents: All wanton as a child, skipping, and vain; To those that make us both,-fair ladies, you: Thus purifies itself, and turns to grace. Prin. We have receiv'd your letters full of love; But more devout than this in our respects Have we not been; and therefore met your loves In their own fashion, like a merriment. Dum. Our letters, madam, show'd much more than jest. Res. King. Now, at the latest minute of the hour, Grant us your loves. Prin. We did not quote them so. A time, methinks, too short To make a world-without-end bargain in. Full of dear guiltiness; and therefore this :- Change not your offer made in heat of blood; But that it bear this trial, and last love; Then, at the expiration of the year, Come challenge me, challenge me by these deserts, I will be thine; and, till that instant, shut For the remembrance of my father's death. King. If this, or more than this, I would deny, Therefore, if you my favour mean to get, A twelvemonth shall you spend, and never rest, But seek the weary beds of people sick. Dum. But what to me, my love? but what to me? Kath. A wife!-A beard, fair health, and honesty; With three-fold love I wish you all these three. Dum. O, shall I say, I thank you, gentle wife? Dum. I'll serve thee true and faithfully till then. Mar. At the twelvemonth's end, I'll change my black gown for a faithful friend. Long. I'll stay with patience; but the time is long. Ros. Oft have I heard of you, my lord Biron, To weed this wormwood from your fruitful brain, You shall this twelvemonth term, from day to day, With groaning wretches; and your task shall be, To enforce the painèd impotent to smile. Biron. To move wild laughter in the throat of death! It cannot be; it is impossible: Mirth cannot move a soul in agony. Ros. Why, that's the way to choke a gibing spirit, Which shallow laughing hearers give to fools: Of him that hears it, never in the tongue Of him that makes it: then, if sickly ears, Deaf'd with the clamours of their own dear groans, Will hear your idle scorns, continue them, And I will have you and that fault withal; But if they will not, throw away that spirit, And I shall find you empty of that fault, Biron. A twelvemonth! well, befall what will befall, I'll jest a twelvemonth in a hospital. Prin. [To the King.] Ay, sweet my lord; and so I take my leave. King. No, madam; we will bring you on your way. Biron. Our wooing doth not end like an old play ; Jack hath not Jill: these ladies' courtesy Might well have made our sport a comedy. King. Come, Sir, it wants a twelvemonth and a day, Biron. That's too long for a play. Re-enter ARMADO. Arm. Sweet majesty, vouchsafe me,— Prin. Was not that Hector? Dum. The worthy knight of Troy. Arm. I will kiss thy royal finger, and take leave. three years. I am a votary; I have vowed to Jaquenetta to hold the plough for her sweet love But, most esteemed greatness, will you hear the dialogue that the two learned men have compiled in praise of the owl and the cuckoo it should have followed in the end of our show. King. Call them forth quickly; we will do so. Arm. Holla! approach. Re-enter HOLOFERNES, NATHANIEL, MOTH, COSTARD, and others. This side is Hiems, winter; this Ver, the spring; the one maintained by the owl, the other by the cuckoo. Ver, begin. SONG. Spring. When daisies pied, and violets blue, And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue, Do paint the meadows with delight, The cuckoo then, on every tree, Mocks married men; for thus sings he, Cuckoo ; Cuckoo, cuckoo,-O word of fear! When shepherds pipe on oaten straws, And merry larks are ploughmen's clocks, And maidens bleach their summer smocks, The cuckoo then, on every tree, Mocks married men, for thus sings he, Cuckoo ; Cuckoo, cuckoo,-O word of fear! Winter. When icicles hang by the wall, And Dick the shepherd blows his nail, And milk comes frozen home in pail, To-who; To-whit, to-who, a merry note, While greasy Joan doth keel the pot. |