Enter HOST, CAIUS, and RUGBY.

PAGE. Nay, good master parson, keep in your

weapon.

SHAL. So do you, good master doctor.

HOST. Disarm them, and let them question : let them keep their limbs whole and hack our English. CAIUS. I pray you, let-a me speak a word with your ear. Vherefore vill you not meet-a me ? EVANS. [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you, use your patience in good time.

CAIUS. By gar, you are de coward, de Jack dog, John ape.

EVANS. [Aside to CAIUS] Pray you, let us not be laughing-stocks to other men's humours; I desire you in friendship, and I will one way or other make you amends. [Aloud] I will knog your urinals about your knave's cogscomb for missing your meetings and appointments.

CAIUS. Diable! Jack Rugby,-mine host de Jarteer, have I not stay for him to kill him? have I not, at de place I did appoint?

EVANS. As I am a Christians soul now, look you, this is the place appointed: I'll be judgement by mine host of the Garter.

HOST. Peace, I say, Gallia and Gaul, French and Welsh, soul-curer and body-curer!

CAIUS. Ay, dat is very good; excellent.

HOST. Peace, I say! hear mine host of the Garter. Am I politic? am I subtle? am I a Machiavel? Shall I lose my doctor? no; he gives me the

potions and the motions. Shall I lose my parson, my priest, my Sir Hugh? no; he gives me the proverbs and the no-verbs. Give me thy hand, terrestrial; so. Give me thy hand, celestial; so. Boys of art, I have deceived you both; I have directed you to wrong places: your hearts are mighty, your skins are whole, and let burnt sack be the issue. Come, lay their swords to pawn. Follow me, lads of peace; follow, follow, follow. SHAL. Trust me, a mad host. Follow, gentle

men, follow.

SLEN. [Aside] O sweet Anne Page!

[Exeunt SHAL., SLEN., PAGE, and Host. CAIUS. Ha, do I perceive dat? have you make-a de sot of us, ha, ha ?

EVANS. This is well; he has made us his vlouting-stog. I desire you that we may be friends; and let us knog our prains together to be revenge on this same scall, scurvy, cogging companion, the host of the Garter.

CAIUS. By gar,

with all my heart. He promise

to bring me where is Anne Page; by gar, he

deceive me too.

EVANS. Well, I will smite his noddles.

you, follow.

Pray [Exeunt.

SCENE II.
A street.

Enter MISTRESS PAGE and ROBIN.

MRS. PAGE. Nay, keep your way, little gallant; you were wont to be a follower, but now you are

a leader.

Whether had you rather lead mine

eyes, or eye your master's heels?

ROB. I had rather, forsooth, go before you like a man than follow him like a dwarf.

MRS. PAGE. O, you are a flattering boy: now I see you'll be a courtier,

Enter FORD.

FORD. Well met, Mistress Page. Whither go you? MRS. PAGE. Truly, sir, to see your wife. Is she at home?

FORD. Ay; and as idle as she may hang together, for want of company. I think, if your husbands were dead, you two would marry.

MRS. PAGE. Be sure of that,-two other husbands. FORD. Where had you this pretty weathercock? MRS. PAGE. I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of. What do you call your knight's name, sirrah?

ROB. Sir John Falstaff.

FORD. Sir John Falstaff!

MRS. PAGE. He, he; I can never hit on's name. There is such a league between my good man and he! Is your wife at home indeed?

FORD. Indeed she is.

MRS. PAGE. By your leave, sir: I am sick till I see her. [Exeunt MRS. PAGE and ROBIN. FORD. Has Page any brains? hath he any eyes? hath he any thinking? Sure, they sleep; he hath no use of them. Why, this boy will carry a letter twenty mile, as easy as a cannon will shoot pointblank twelve score. He pieces out his wife's incli

nation; he gives her folly motion and advantage: and now she's going to my wife, and Falstaff's boy with her. A man may hear this shower sing in the wind. And Falstaff's boy with her! Good plots, they are laid; and our revolted wives share damnation together. Well; I will take him, then torture my wife, pluck the borrowed veil of modesty from the so seeming Mistress Page, divulge Page himself for a secure and wilful Actæon; and to these violent proceedings all my neighbours shall cry aim. [Clock heard.] The clock gives me my cue, and my assurance bids me search: there I shall find Falstaff: I shall be rather praised for this than mocked; for it is as positive as the earth is firm that Falstaff is there: I will go.

Enter PAGE, SHALLOW, SLENDER, HOST, SIR HUGH EVANS, CAIUS, and RUGBY.

SHAL., PAGE, ETC. Well met, Master Ford.

FORD. Trust me, a good knot: I have good cheer at home; and I pray you all go with me. SHAL. I must excuse myself, Master Ford.

SLEN. And so must I, sir: we have appointed to dine with Mistress Anne, and I would not break with her for more money than I'll speak of.

SHAL. We have lingered about a match between Anne Page and my cousin Slender, and this day we shall have our answer.

SLEN. I hope I have your good will, father Page. PAGE. You have, Master Slender; I stand wholly for you: but my wife, master doctor, is for you altogether.

CAIUS. Ay, be-gar; and de maid is love-a me: my nursh-a Quickly tell me so mush.

HOST. What say you to young Master Fenton ? he capers, he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he speaks holiday, he smells April and May: he will carry 't, he will carry 't; 'tis in his buttons; he will carry 't.

PAGE. Not by my consent, I promise you. The gentleman is of no having: he kept company with the wild prince and Poins; he is of too high a region; he knows too much. No, he shall not knit a knot in his fortunes with the finger of my substance: if he take her, let him take her simply; the wealth I have waits on my consent, and my consent goes not that way.

FORD. I beseech you heartily, some of you go home with me to dinner: besides your cheer, you shall have sport; I will show you a monster. Master doctor, you shall go; so shall you, Master Page; and you, Sir Hugh.

SHAL. Well, fare you well: we shall have the freer wooing at Master Page's.

[Exeunt SHAL. and SLEN. CAIUS. Go home, John Rugby; I come anon.

[Exit RUGBY.

HOST. Farewell, my hearts: I will to my honest knight Falstaff, and drink canary with him. [Exit. FORD. [Aside] I think I shall drink in pipe-wine first with him; I'll make him dance. Will you go, gentles?