He makes sweet music with the enamell'd stones, He overtaketh in his pilgrimage; And so by many winding nooks he strays, [Crosses, R. In this my journey; therefore, I do pray thee, As may beseem some well-reputed page. Luc. Why, then, your ladyship must cut your hair. Jul. No, girl; I'll knit it up in silken strings, With twenty odd-conceited true-love knots; To be fantastic may become a youth Of greater time than I shall show to be. But, tell me, wench, how will the world repute me I fear me, it will make me scandaliz'd. Luc. If you think so, then stay at home, and go not. Jul. Nay, that I will not. [Crosses, L. Luc. (R.) Then, never dream o' the scandal, madam; go. If Proteus like your journey, when you come, No matter who's displeas'd, when you are gone : I fear me, he will scarce be pleased withal. Jul. (L.) That is the least, Lucetta, of my fear : Warrant me welcome to my Proteus. Luc. All these are servants to deceitful men. Jul. Base men, that use them to so base effect! But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth: His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles; His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; His tears, pure messengers sent from his heart; His heart, as far from fraud, as heaven from earth. Luc. Pray heaven, he prove so when you come to him. Jul. Now, as thou lov'st me, do him not that wrong. To bear a hard opinion of his truth: END OF ACT I. [Exeunt, R. ACT II. SCENE I.-The Duke's Palace in Milan. Enter VALENTINE, and SPEED running after him, R. Val. (L.) Not mine; my gloves are on. Spe. Madam Silvia! Madam Silvia! Val. How now, sirrah? Spe. She is not within hearing, sir. Val. Why, sir, who bade you call her? Spe. Your worship, sir; or else I mistook. Val. Go to, sir; tell me, do you know Lady Silvia ? Spe. She that your worship loves? Val. Why, how know you that I am in love? Spe. Marry, by these special marks-First, you have learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreathe your arms like a mal-content; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence; to speak puling, like a begger at hallowmas; and to relish a love-song, like a robin-red-breast.-You were wont, when you laugh'd, to crow like a cock; when you walk'd, to walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you look'd sadly, it was for want of money and now you are metamorphos'd with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master. Val. Are all these things perceived in me? Val. But, tell me, dost thou know my Ludy Silvia? Val. Dost thou know her by my gazing on her, and yet know'st her not? Spe. Is she not hard-favoured? Val. Not so fair, as well favoured. Spe. Not so fair as, of you, well favoured.-You never saw her since she was deformed. Val. How long hath she been deformed? Spe. Ever since you loved her. Val. I have loved her ever since I saw her; and still I see her beautiful. Spe. O that you had mine eyes; or your own had the lights they were wont to have, when you chid at Sir Proteus for going ungartered! Val. What should I see then? Spe. Your own present folly; for he, being in love, could not see to garter his hose; and you, being in love, cannot see to put on your hose. Val. Belike, then, you are in love: for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes. Spe. True, sir; I was in love with my bed; I thank you, you swinged me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours. Val. She hath enjoined me to write some lines to one she loves. Spe. And have you? Val. I have. Spe. Are they not lamely writ? Val. They are as well as I can do them.-Peacehere she comes. [Crosses, R. Spe. [Aside, L.] O, excellent motion! O, exceeding puppet! Now will he interpret to her. Enter SILVIA, R. Val. Madam and mistress, a thousand good morrows. Spe. [Aside.] O, give you good even! here's a million of manners. Sil. Sir Valentine and servant, to you two thousand. Spe. [Aside.] He should give her interest, and she gives it him. Val. As you enjoin'd me, I have writ your letter, Unto the secret, nameless friend of yours, Which I was much unwilling to proceed in, Sil. I thank you, gentle servant; 'tis very clerkly done. Val. Now, trust me, madam, it came hardly off; For, being ignorant to whom it goes, I writ at random, very doubtfully. Sil. Perchance, you think too much of so much pains? Please you command, a thousand times as much: Sil. [Reads.] "That eye were blind indeed, that heart were cold, Where gifts like yours A pretty period! Well, I guess the sequel, And yet I will not name it: and yet I care'not;- Spe. [Aside.] And yet you will; and yet another yet. Nay, take them. Val. Madam, they are for you. Sil. Ay, ay, you writ them, sir, at my request; But I will none of them; they are for you : [Gives him the paper. I would have had them writ more movingly. [Crosses, L. Speed crosses behind to R. Val. Please you, I'll write your ladyship another. Sil. And, when it's writ, for my sake read it over; And, if it please you, so ;-if not, why, so. Val. If it please me, madam! what then? Sil. Why, if it please you, take it for your labour; And so, good morrow, servant. [Exit Silvia, L. Spe. (R.) O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on the steeple! My master sues to her; and she hath taught her suitor, He being her pupil, to become her tutor. Val. (L.) How now, sir? What, are you reasoning with yourself? Spe. Nay, I was rhyming,-'tis you that have the reason. Val. To do what? Spe. To be a spokesman from Madam Silvia. Spe. To yourself: why, she wooes you by a figure. Spe. By a letter, I should say. Val. She hath not writ to me. Spe. What need she, when she hath made you write to yourself? Do you not perceive the jest? Val. No, believe me. Spe. No believing you, indeed, sir. But did you perceive her earnest? Why, she hath given you a letter. Val. That's the letter I writ to her friend. Spe. And that letter she hath delivered, and there an end. Val. I would it were no worse. [Crosses, R. "For often you have writ to her; and she, in modesty, Or else for want of idle time, could not again reply ; Or fearing else some messenger, that might her mind dis cover, Herself hath taught her love himself to write unto her lover." Val. I have dined. Spe. Ay; but hearken, sir! Though the cameleon love can feed on the air, I am one that am nourished by my victuals, and would fain have meat. Val. Begone, then, and leave me. [Crosses, L. Spe. O sir, follow your mistress's direction, write more movingly; be moved, sir,-be moved. [Exit Speed, R. Silvia ! Val. My hopes and fears confound me. Distract me not with riddles, gentle Silvia! |