Deserve as full, as fortunate a bed, As ever Beatrice shall couch upon? Hero. O God of love! I know, he doth deserve But nature never framed a woman's heart All matter else seems weak. She cannot love, Urs. Sure, I think so; And therefore, certainly, it were not good Hero. Why, you speak truth. I never yet saw man, If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds; Urs. Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable. As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable. But who dare tell her so? If I should speak, 1 Undervaluing. 2 Alluding to the practice of witches in uttering prayers, i. e. misinterpret them. 3 An agate is often used metaphorically for a very diminutive person, in allusion to the figures cut in agate for rings, &c. It were a better death than die with mocks; Urs. Yet tell her of it; hear what she will say. Urs. O, do not do your cousin such a wrong. Urs. I pray you, be not angry with me, madam, Hero. Indeed, he hath an excellent good name. Urs. His excellence did earn it, ere he had it.When are you married, madam ? Hero. Why, every day;-to-morrow. Come, go in; I'll show thee some attires; and have thy counsel, Which is the best to furnish me to-morrow. Urs. She's limed, I warrant you; we have caught her, madam. Hero. If it prove so, then loving goes by haps; Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. [Exeunt HERO and URSULA. BEATRICE advances. Beat. What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true? Stand I condemned for pride and scorn so much? 1 i. e. discourse, or powers of reasoning. 2 i. e. ensnared. And, Benedick, love on; I will requite thee; For others say, thou dost deserve; and I [Exit. SCENE II. A Room in Leonato's House. Enter DON PEDRO, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and LEONATO. D. Pedro. I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and then I go toward Arragon. Claud. I'll bring you thither, my lord, if you'll vouchsafe me. D. Pedro. Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new gloss of your marriage, as to show a child his new coat, and forbid him to wear it. I will only be bold with Benedick for his company; for, from the crown of his head to the sole of his foot, he is all mirth; he hath twice or thrice cut Cupid's bow-string, and the little hangman dare not shoot at him. He hath a heart as sound as a bell, and his tongue is the clapper; for what his heart thinks, his tongue speaks. Bene. Gallants, I am not as I have been. D. Pedro. Hang him, truant; there's no true drop of blood in him, to be truly touched with love. If he be sad, he wants money. Bene. I have the toothache. D. Pedro. Draw it. Bene. Hang it! Claud. You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards. D. Pedro. What, sigh for the toothache? 1 This image is taken from falconry. 2 Sir Philip Sidney also applies the name hangman to Cupid, in the sense of destroyer or executioner. Leon. Where is but a humor, or a worm? Bene. Well, every one can master a grief, but he that has it. Claud. Yet say I, he is in love. D. Pedro. There is no appearance of fancy in him, unless it be a fancy that he hath to strange disguises; as, to be a Dutchman to-day; a Frenchman to-morrow; or in the shape of two countries at once ; as, a German from the waist downward, all slops; 3 and a Spaniard from the hip upward, no doublet. Unless he have a fancy to this foolery, as it appears he hath, he is no fool for fancy, as you would have it appear he is. Claud. If he be not in love with some woman, there is no believing old signs. He brushes his hat o' mornings; what should that bode? D. Pedro. Hath any man seen him at the barber's? Claud. No, but the barber's man hath been seen with him; and the old ornament of his cheek hath already stuffed tennis-balls. Leon. Indeed, he looks younger than he did, by the loss of a beard. D. Pedro. Nay, he rubs himself with civet; can you smell him out by that? Cland. That's as much as to say, the sweet youth's in love. D. Pedro. The greatest note of it is his melancholy. Claud. And when was he wont to wash his face? D. Pedro. Yea, or to paint himself? for the which, I hear what they say of him. 1 A play upon the word fancy, which Shakspeare uses for love, as well as for hamon, caprics, or affectation. 2S, m The Seven deadly Sins of London, by Decker, 1606, “ For an En_'ishurin's site is like a trutor's body that hath beene hanged, drawne, and quartered, and is set up in several places: his codpiece, in Den uke: the collar of his toe the Folly, in France; the wing די and treow sleeve, in Italy; the short waste hangs over a botcher's stall in Utrich; his huge sloppes speaks Spanish; Polonia gives him the bootes, & c.—in I thus we toeke ever'e motion for keeping one fashion, yet ste de patches fox, evere of fi, m to piece out our pride; and are now laughing stocks to them, because their e it so scurvily becomes us.” 3 Large, loose breeches or trowsers. Claud. Nay, but his jesting spirit; which is now crept into a lute-string,' and now governed by stops. D. Pedro. Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him. Conclude, conclude, he is in love. Claud. Nay, but I know who loves him. D. Pedro. That would I know too; I warrant, one that knows him not. Claud. Yes, and his ill conditions; and, in despite of all, dies for him. D. Pedro. She shall be buried with her face upwards. Bene. Yet is this no charm for the toothache.Old seignior, walk aside with me. I have studied eight or nine wise words to speak to you, which these hobby-horses must not hear. [Exeunt BENEDICK and LEONATO. D. Pedro. For my life, to break with him about Beatrice. Claud. 'Tis even so. Hero and Margaret have by this played their parts with Beatrice; and then the two bears will not bite one another when they meet. Enter DON JOHN. D. John. My lord and brother, God save you. D. John. If your leisure served, I would speak with you. D. Pedro. In private? D. John. If it please you. Yet count Claudio may hear; for what I would speak of concerns him. D. Pedro. What's the matter? D. John. Means your lordship to be married tomorrow? [To CLAUDIO. D. Pedro. You know he does. D. John. I know not that, when he knows what I know. Claud. If there be any impediment, I pray you, discover it. 1 Love-songs, in Shakspeare's time, were sung to the lute. |