To pay ready money you sha'n't be distress'd, Come, where's the next Tool?-Oh! 'tis here in a trice- Might at last cost their owner-how much? why, a The next Tool I'll set up has hardly had handsel or Such dull things as these should be sold by the gross ; Where a Tool, such as this is (I'll leave you to jud; it), Is placed by ill luck at the top of the Budget! LITTLE MAN AND LITTLE SOUL. A Ballad to the Tune of “ There was a little Man, and he wooed a little Maid,” dedicated to the Right Hon. Ch-rl-s Abb-tt. Arcades ambo. a 1813. There was a little Man, and he had a little Soul, And he said, “ Little Soul, let us try, try, try, 66 Whether it's within our reach “ To make up a little Speech, 6. Just between little you and little I, I, I, “ Just between little you and little I!” Then said his little Soul, Peeping from her little hole, “ I protest, little Man, you are stout, stout, stout, "Must our little, little speech be about, bout, bout, "Must our little, little speech be about?” The little Man look'd big, With th' assistance of his wig, And he call'd his little Soul to order, order, order, Till she fear'd he'd make her jog in To jail, like Thomas Groggan, (As she wasn't Duke or Earl) to reward her, ward her, ward her, As she wasn't Duke or Earl, to reward her. The little Man then spoke, "Little Soul, it is no joke, "For, as sure as J-CKY F-LL-R loves a sup, sup, sup, "I will tell the Prince and People "What I think of Church and Steeple, "And my little patent plan to prop them up, up, up, "And my little patent plan to prop them up." Away then, cheek by jowl, Little Man and little Soul Went, and spoke their little speech to a tittle, tittle, tittle, And the world all declare That this priggish little pair Never yet in all their lives look'd so little, little, little, Never yet in all their lives look'd so little. As recruits in these times are not easily got, And the Marshal must have them-pray, why should we not, As the last and, I grant it, the worst of our loans to him, Ship off the Ministry, body and bones to him? There's not in all England, I'd venture to swear, Any men we could half so conveniently spare, And, though they've been helping the French for years past, We may thus make them useful to England at last. C-STL-R-GH in our sieges might save some disgraces, Nay, I do not see why the great R-G-NT himself Should, in times such as these, stay at home on the shelf : Though through narrow defiles he's not fitted to pass, Yet who could resist if he bore down en masse? And though oft, of an evening, perhaps he might prove, Like our brave Spanish Allies, "unable to move ;”* Yet there's one thing in war, of advantage unbounded, Which is, that he could not with ease be surrounded! In my next, I shall sing of their arms and equipment! At present no more but-good luck to the shipment! * The character given to the Spanish soldier, in Sir John Murray's memorable dispatch. |