Pet. What? Hor. She will not. Pet. The fouler fortune minę, and there's an end. SCENE V. Enter Catharina. Bap. Now, by my hollidam, here comes Catharine ! Cath. What is your will, Sir, that you fend for me? Pet. Where is your Sifter, and Hortenfio's Wife? Cath. They fit conferring by the parlour fire. Pet. Go fetch them hither; if they deny to come, Swinge me them foundly forth unto their husbands : Away, I fay, and bring them hither straight. Exit Catharina. Luc. Here is a wonder, if you talk of a wonder. Hor. And fo it is: I wonder, what it bodes. Pet. Marry, peace it bodes, and love, and quiet life, And awful rule, and right fupremacy: Enter Catharina, Bianca, and widow. See, where she comes, and brings your froward wives [She pulls off her cap, and throws it down. Wid Wid. Lord, let me never have a caufe to figh,'Till I be brought to fuch a filly pass. Bian. Fy, what a foolish duty call you this? Luc. I would, your duty were as foolish too! The wisdom of your duty, fair Bianca, Coft me an hundred crowns fince fupper-time. What duty they owe to their Lords and Hufbands. Wid. Come, come, you're mocking; we will have no telling. Pet. Come on, I fay, and first begin with her. Pet. I fay, fhe fhall; and first begin with her. A Woman mov'd is like a fountain troubled, What 1 What is the but a foul contending Rebel, When they are bound to ferve, love, and obey. But that our foft conditions and our hearts My hand is ready, may it do him ease. Pet. Why, there's a wench: come on, and kiss me, Luc. Well, go thy ways, old lad, for thou fhalt ha't. 6 We two are married, but you two are sped. [Exeunt Petruchio and Catharine. Hor. Now go thy ways, thoù haft tam'd a curft Though you hit the white,] To hit the white is a phrase bor. rowed from archery: the mark was commonly white. Here it alludes to the name Bianca or white. Luc. Luc. 'Tis a wonder, by your leave, fhe will be Enter two fervants bearing Sly in his own apparel, and leaving him on the Stage. Then enter a Tapfter. Sly awaking,] Sim, give's fome more wine-what, all the Players gone? am not I a Lord? Tap. A Lord, with a murrain! come, art thou drunk fill? Sly. Who's this? Tapfter! ob, I have had the bravest dream that ever thou beardft in all thy life. I Tap. Yea, marry, but thou hadst beft get thee home, for your wife will curfe you for dreaming here all night. Sly. Will be? I know how to tame a Shrew. dreamt upon it all this night, and thou hast wak'd me out of the best dream that ever I had But I'll to my Wife, and tame her too, if ske anger me *From this play the Tatler formed a ftory, Vol. IV. N° 131. T HERE are very many ill Habits that might with much Eafe have been prevented, which, after we have indulged ourselves in them, become incorrigible. We have a fort of Proverbial Expreffion, of taking a Woman down in her Wedding Shoes, if you would bring her to Reafon. An early Behaviour of this Sort, had a very remarkable good Effect in a Family wherein I was feveral Years an intimate Acquaintance. A Gentleman in Lincolshire had four Daughters, three of which were early married very happily, but the fourth, though no Way inferior to any of her Sifters, either in Perfon or Accomplishments, had from her InVOL. III. fancy difcovered fo imperious a Temper (ufually called a high Spirit) that it continually made great Uneafinefs in the Family, became her known Character in the Neighbourhood, and deterred all her Lovers from declaring themselves. However, in Procefs of Time, a Gentleman of a plentiful Fortune and long Acquaintance, having obferved that Quickness of Spirit to be her only Fault, made his Addresses, and obtained her Confent in due Form. The Lawyers finished the Writings (in which, by the Way, there was no Pin-Money) and they were married. After a decent Time spent in the Father's Houfe, the Bridegroom went to prepare hisSeat for her Reception. During the whole Course of his Courtship, though a Man of the moft equal Temper, he had artifiH cially cially lamented to her, that he was the most paffionate Creature breathing. By this one Intimation, he at once made her understand Warmth of Temper to be what he ought to pardon in her, as well as that he alarmed her against that Conftitution in himfelf. She at the fame Time thought herself highly obliged by the compofed Behaviour which he maintained in her Prefence. Thus far he with great fuccefs foothed her from being guilty of Violences, and ftill refolved to give her fuch a terrible Apprehenfion of his fiery Spirit, that she should never dream of giving Way to her own. He return'd on the day appointed for carrying her home; but instead of a Coach and fix Horfes, together with the gay Equipage fuitable to the Occafion, he appeared without a Servant, mounted on the Skeleton of a Horse, which his Huntsman had the Day before brought in to feast his Dogs on the Arrival of his new Miftrefs, with a Pillion fixed behind, and a Cafe of Pistols before him, attended only by a favourite Hound. Thus equipped, he in a very obliging (but fomewhat pofitive) Manner, defired his Lady to feat herself on the Cufhion; which done, away they crawled. The Road being obftructed by a Gate, the Dog was commanded to open it: The Exceffes before one for whom he had fo profound a Refpect. Soon after their Steed ftumbled, but with fome Difficulty recovered; However, the Bridegroom took Occafion to fwear, if he frightened his Wife fo again, he would run him through! And alas ! the poor Animal being now almoft tired, made a fecond Trip; immediately on which the careful Hufband alights, and with great Ceremony, firft takes off his Lady, then the Acoutrements, draws his Sword, and faves the Huntsman. the Trouble of killing him: Then fays to his Wife, Child, prithee take up the Saddle; which the readily did, and tugged it home, where they found all Things in the greateft Order fuitable to their Fortune and the prefent Occafion. Some Time after, the Father of the Lady gave an Entertainment to all his Daughters and their Husbands, where, when the Wives were retired, and the Gentlemen paffing a Toast about, our laft married Man took Occafion to obferve to the rest of his Brethren, how much, to his great Satisfaction, he found the World mistaken as to the Temper of his Lady, for that fhe was the most meek and humble Woman breathing. The Applaufe was received with a loud Laugh: But as a Trial which of them would appear the moft Master at home, he propofed they fhould all by Turns fend for their Wives down to them. A Servant was dispatched, and Anfwer was made by one, Tell him I will come by and by; and another, That she would come when the Cards were out |