Shal. The luce is the fresh fish; the salt fish is an old coat. Slen. I may quarter, coz. Shal. You may, by marrying. Evans. It is marring indeed, if he quarter it. Shal. Not a whit. Evans. Yes, py'r lady; if he has a quarter of your coat, there is but three skirts for yourself, in my simple conjectures: but that is all one. If Sir John Falstaff have committed disparagements unto you, I am of the church, and will be glad to do my benevolence to make atonements and compremises between you. Shal. The council shall hear it; it is a riot. Evans. It is not meet the council hear a riot; there is no fear of Got in a riot: the council, look you, shall desire to hear the fear of Got, and not to hear a riot; take your vizaments in that. Shal. Ha! o' my life, if I were young again, the sword should end it. 20 25 30 35 Evans. It is petter that friends is the sword, and end it: and there is also another device in my prain, which peradventure prings goot discretions with it:-there is Anne 40 Page, which is daughter to Master Thomas Page, which is pretty virginity. Slen. Mistress Anne Page? She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman. Evans. It is that fery person for all the orld, as just as you will desire; and seven hundred pounds of moneys, and gold and silver, is her grandsire upon his death's-bed (Got deliver to a joyful resurrections! give, when she is able to overtake seventeen years old: it were a goot motion if we 19. The luce is] The luce [To Slen. showing him his seal-ring] is Capell. 34. take your] F,Q3. take you F2 F3F4 45 leave our pribbles and prabbles, and desire a marriage be- Slen. Did her grandsire leave her seven hundred pound? gifts. Evans. Seven hundred pounds and possibilities is goot gifts. Shal. Well, let us see honest Master Page. Is Falstaff there? Evans. Shall I tell you a lie? I do despise a liar as I do despise one that is false, or as I despise one that is not true. The knight, Sir John, is there; and, I beseech you, be ruled by your well-willers. I will peat the door for Master Page. [Knocks] What, hoa! Got pless your house here! Page. [Within] Who's there? 50 55 бо 65 Enter PAGE. Evans. Here is Got's plessing, and your friend, and Justice Shallow; and here young Master Slender, that peradventures shall tell you another tale, if matters grow to your likings. Page. I am glad to see your worships well. I thank you for my venison, Master Shallow. Shal. Master Page, I am glad to see you: much good do it your good heart! I wished your venison better; it was ill killed. How doth good Mistress Page?-and I thank you always with my heart, la! with my heart. Page. Sir, I thank you. Shal. Sir, I thank you; by yea and no, I do. Page. I am glad to see you, good Master Slender. 70 75 Slen. How does your fallow greyhound, sir? I heard say he was outrun on Cotsall. 80 Page. It could not be judged, sir. Slen. You'll not confess, you'll not confess. Shal. That he will not. 'Tis your fault, 'tis your fault; 'tis a good dog. Page. A cur, sir. Shal. Sir, he's a good dog, and a fair dog: can there be more said? he is good and fair. Is Sir John Falstaff here? Page. Sir, he is within; and I would I could do a good office between you. Evans. It is spoke as a Christians ought to speak. Page. Sir, he doth in some sort confess it. Shal. If it be confessed, it is not redressed: is not that so, Master Page? He hath wronged me; indeed he hath; 85 90 at a word, he hath, believe me: Robert Shallow, esquire, 95 saith, he is wronged. Page. Here comes Sir John. Enter SIR JOHN FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NYм, and PISTOL. Fal. Now, Master Shallow, you'll complain of me to the king? Shal. Knight, you have beaten my men, killed my 100 deer, and broke open my lodge. Fal. But not kissed your keeper's daughter? Shal. Tut, a pin! this shall be answered. Fal. I will answer it straight; I have done all this. That is now answered. Shal. The council shall know this. Fal. 'Twere better for you if it were known in counsel: you'll be laughed at. 80. Cotsall] F.Q3. Cotsale F2 daughter. (Q1Q2) F4 F3F4 106, 107. council...counsel] councell...counsell (Q1 Q2). councell ... councill F, Q3 F2. council...counsell F3. council...councel F4. 107, 108. you if...you'll] you: if it were known in council, you'li Harness (Johnson conj.). 107. known] not known Pope. 105 Evans. Pauca verba, Sir John; good worts. Fal. Good worts! good cabbage. Slender, I broke 110 your head: what matter have you against me? Slen. Marry, sir, I have matter in my head against you; and against your cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol. Bard. You Banbury cheese! Slen. Ay, it is no matter. Pist. How now, Mephostophilus! Slen. Ay, it is no matter. Nym. Slice, I say! pauca, pauca: slice! that's my humour. Slen. Where's Simple, my man? Can you tell, cousin? 115 120 Evans. Peace, I pray you. Now let us understand. There is three umpires in this matter, as I understand; that is, Master Page, fidelicet Master Page; and there is 125 myself, fidelicet myself; and the three party is, lastly and finally, mine host of the Garter. Page. We three, to hear it and end it between them. Evans. Fery goot: I will make a prief of it in my note-book; and we will afterwards ork upon the cause 130 with as great discreetly as we can. Fal. Pistol! Pist. He hears with ears. Evans. The tevil and his tam! what phrase is this, 'He hears with ear'? why, it is affectations. 135 Fal. Pistol, did you pick Master Slender's purse? Slen. Ay, by these gloves, did he, or I would I might never come in mine own great chamber again else, of seven groats in mill-sixpences, and two Edward shovelboards, that cost me two shilling and two pence a-piece of 140 Yead Miller, by these gloves. Fal. Is this true, Pistol? 114 Pistol. Pistol; they carried me to the tavern and made me drunk, and afterward picked my pocket. Malone (from QQ2). See note (111). 119, 120. pauca, pauca...humour】 Evans. Pauca, pauca. Nym. Slice... 126. three] third Pope. 127. Garter] Q3. Gater Ff. Evans. No; it is false, if it is a pick-purse. Pist. Ha, thou mountain-foreigner! Sir John and master mine, I combat challenge of this latten bilbo. Word of denial in thy labras here! Word of denial: froth and scum, thou liest! Slen. By these gloves, then, 'twas he. 145 Nym. Be avised, sir, and pass good humours: I will 150 say 'marry trap' with you, if you run the nuthook's humour on me; that is the very note of it. Slen. By this hat, then, he in the red face had it; for though I cannot remember what I did when you made me drunk, yet I am not altogether an ass. Fal. What say you, Scarlet and John? Bard. Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. 155 Evans. It is his five senses: fie, what the ignorance is! Bard. And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashiered; 160 and so conclusions passed the careires. Slen. Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but 'tis no matter: I'll ne'er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick: if I be drunk, I'll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not 165 with drunken knaves. Evans. So Got udge me, that is a virtuous mind. Fal. You hear all these matters denied, gentlemen; you hear it. Enter ANNE PAGE, with wine; MISTRESS FORD and MISTRESS PAGE, following. Page. Nay, daughter, carry the wine in; we'll drink 170 within. [Exit Anne Page. 146. latten] laten (Q.Q3). latine FfQ3. latten bilbo.] latten. Bilbo! Becket conj. 147. thy labras here] my labras hear Johnson conj. 150. avised] advis'd F4. 151. the nuthook's humour] the base humour Pope. bace humors (QxQ2). 160. fap] sap A.A. conj. vap Boys conj. 161. careires] car-eires Ff Q3. careeres Capell. 171. [Exit A. 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