E'en I must raise my voice, e'en I must feel Such scenes, such men, destroy the public weal: Although some kind, censorious friend will say, "What art thou better, meddling fool, 76 than they?" And every brother rake will smile to see That miracle, a moralist in me. No matter when some bard in virtue strong, Gifford perchance, shall raise the chastening song, Then sleep my pen for ever! and my voice Be only heard to hail him, and rejoice; Rejoice, and yield my feeble praise, though I May feel the lash that Virtue must apply. 77 As for the smaller fry, who swarm in shoals In broad St Giles's or in Tottenham-road? If things of ton their harmless lays indite, Miles Andrews 78 still his strength in couplets try, And live in prologues, though his dramas die. Lords too are bards, such things at times befall, And 'tis some praise in peers to write at all. Yet, did or taste or reason sway the times, Ah! who would take their titles with their rhymes ? Roscommon! Sheffield! with your spirits fled, No muse will cheer, with renovating smile, The puny schoolboy and his early lay But who forgives the senior's ceaseless verse, worse? What heterogeneous honours deck the peer! Lord, rhymester, petit-maître, and pamphleteer! 80 So dull in youth, so drivelling in his age, His scenes alone had damn'd our sinking stage; But managers for once cried, "Hold, enough!" Nor drugg'd their audience with the tragic stuff, Yet at their judgment let his lordship laugh, With you, ye Druids! rich in native lead, On "all the talents" vent your venal spleen; One common Lethe waits each hapless bard, And, peace be with you! 'tis your best reward. Such damning fame as Dunciads only give Last of the howling host which once was Matilda snivels yet, and Hafiz yells; And Merry's metaphors appear anew, When some brisk youth, the tenant of a stall, 85 Employs a pen less pointed than his awl, Leaves his snug shop, forsakes his store of shoes, St Crispin quits, and cobbles for the muse, Heavens! how the vulgar stare! how crowds applaud ! How ladies read, and literati laud !86 his jest, 'Tis sheer ill-nature-don't the world know best? Genius must guide when wits admire the rhyme, And Capel Lofft 87 declares 'tis quite sublime. Hear, then, ye happy sons of needless trade! Swains! quit the plough, resign the useless spade! Lo! Burns 88 and Bloomfield, nay, a greater far, Gifford was born beneath an adverse star, Forsook the labours of a servile state, Stemm'd the rude storm, and triumph'd over fate : Then why no more? if Phoebus smiled on you, Bloomfield! why not on brother Nathan too? 89 Him too the mania, not the muse, has seized; And now no boor can seek his last abode, On Britain's sons, and bless our genial isle, Ye tuneful cobblers! still your notes prolong, May Moorland weavers 90 boast Pindaric skill, And pay for poems-when they pay for coats. To the famed throng now paid the tribute due, Neglected genius! let me turn to you, Gome forth, oh Campbell! give thy talents scope; 91 Who dares aspire if thou must cease to hope? Assert thy country's honour and thine own. Where her last hopes with pious Cowper sleep? Unless, perchance, from his cold bier she turns, To deck the turf that wraps her minstrel, Burns! No! though contempt hath mark'd the spurious brood, The race who rhyme for folly, or for food, Bear witness Gifford, 92 Sotheby, 93 Macneil, 94 "Why slumbers Gifford?" once was ask'd Why slumbers Gifford? let us ask again.95 Are there no sins for satire's bard to greet? |