Or close the wall up with our English dead! Let it pry through the portage of the head, white-liver'd, and red-faced; by the means whereof, 'a faces it out, but fights not. For Pistol,-he hath a killing tongue, and a quiet sword; by the means whereof 'a breaks words, and keeps whole weapons. For Nym,-he hath heard, that men of few words are the best men; and therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest 'a should be thought a coward: but his few bad words are match'd with as few good deeds; for 'a never broke any man's Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it, head but his own; and that was against a post, Now set the teeth, and stretch the nostril wide; Whose limbs were made in England, show us here not; For there is none of you so mean and base, SCENE II.-The same. when he was drunk. They will steal any thing, Re-enter Fluellen, Gower following. Flu. To the mines! tell you the duke, it is not so good to come to the mines: For, look you, the mines is not according to the disciplines of the war; the concavities of it is not sufficient; for, look you, th' athversary (you may discuss unto the duke, look you,) is dight himself four yards under the countermines; by Cheshu, I think, 'a will plow up all, if there is not better directions. Gor. The duke of Gloster, to whom the order of the siege is given, is altogether directed by an Forces pass over; then enter Nym, Bardolph, Pistol, Irishman; a very valiant gentleman, i'faith. and Boy. Bard. On, on, on, on, on! to the breach, to the breach! Nym. 'Pray thee, corporal, stay; the knocks are too hot; and, for mine own part, I have not a case of lives: the humour of it is too hot, that is the rery plain-song of it. Pist. The plain-song is most just; for humours Knocks go and come: God's vassals drop and die; In bloody field, Doth win immortal fame. Boy. 'Would I were in an alehouse in London ! If wishes would prevail with me, Boy. As duly, but not as truly, as bird doth sing on bough. Enter Fluellen. Flu. Got's plood!-Up to the preaches, you rascals! will you not up to the preaches? [Driving them forward. Pist. Be merciful, great duke, to men of mould! Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage! Abate thy rage, great duke! Good bawcock, bate thy rage! use lenity, sweet chuck! Nym. These be good humours!-your honour wins bad humours. [Exeunt Nym, Pistol, and Bardolph, followed by Fluellen. Boy. As young as I am, I have observed these three swashers. I am boy to them all three; but all they three, though they would serve me, could not be man to me: for, indeed, three such anticks do not amount to a man. For Bardolph-he is Flu. It is captain Macmorris, is it not? Flu. By Cheshu, he is an ass, as in the 'orld: I directions in the true disciplines of the wars, look will verify as much in his peard: he has no more you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a puppydog. Enter Macmorris and Jamy, at a distance. tain Jamy, with him. Flu. Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous gentleman, that is certain and of great expedition, and knowledge, in the ancient wars, upon my par. will maintain his argument as well as any military ticular knowledge of his directions: by Cheshu, he man in the 'orld, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the Romans. Jamy. I say, gud-day, captain Fluellen. Flu. God-den to your worship, goot captain Jamy. Gow. How now, captain Macmorris ? have you quit the mines? have the pioneers given o'er ? By Mac. By Chrish la, tish ill done: the work ish give over, the trumpet sound the retreat. my hand, I swear, and by my father's soul, the work ish ill done; it ish give over: I would have blowed up the town, so Chrish save me, la, in an hour. O, tish ill done, tish ill done; by my hand, tish ill done! Flu. Captain Macmorris, I peseech you now, will you voutsafe me, look you, a few disputations with you, as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of the war, the Roman wars, in the way of argument, look you, and friendly communication; partly, to satisfy my opinion, and partly, for the satisfaction, look you, of my mind, as touching the direction of the military discipline; that is the point. Jamy. It sall be very gud, gud feith, gud captains bath: and I sall quit you with gud leve, as I may pick occasion; that sall I, marry. walls; Mac. It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save | The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand me, the day is hot, and the weather, and the wars, Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters; and the king, and the dukes; it is no time to dis- Your fathers taken by the silver beards, course. The town is beseeched, and the trumpet And their most reverend heads dash'd to the calls us to the breach; and we talk, and, by Chrish, do nothing; 'tis shame for us all so God sa' me, 'tis shame to stand still; it is shame, by my hand: and there is throats to be cut, and works to be done; and there ish nothing done, so Chrish sa' me, la. Jamy. By the mess, ere theise eyes of mine take themselves to slumber, aile do gude service, or aile ligge i'the grund for it; ay, or go to death; and aile pay it as valorously as I may, that sal I surely do, that is the breff and the long: Mary, I wad full fain heard some question 'tween you 'tway. Flu. Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your correction, there is not many of your nation Mac. Of my nation? What ish my nation ? ish a villain, and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal ? What ish my nation? Who talks of my nation? Flu. Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is meant, captain Macmorris, peradventure, I shall think you do not use me with that affability as in discretion you ought to use me, look you; being as goot a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of wars, and in the derivation of my birth, and in other particularities. Mac. I do not know you so good a man as myself: so Chrish save me, I will cut off your head. Gow. Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other. Jamy. Au! that's a foul fault. [A parley sounded. Gon. The town sounds a parley. Flu. Captain Macmorris, when there is more better opportunity to be required, look you, I will be so bold as to tell you, I know the disciplines of war; and there is an end. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-The same. Before the Gates of The Governor and some Citizens on the walls; the English Forces below. Enter King Henry and his Train. K. Hen. How yet resolves the governor of the town? This is the latest parle we will admit : (A name, that, in my thoughts, becomes me best,) If I begin the battery once again, I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur, The gates of mercy shall be all shut up; And the flesh'd soldier,-rough and hard of heart, In liberty of bloody hand, shall range What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause, Of hot and forcing violation ? What rein can hold licentious wickedness, To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur, Your naked infants spitted upon pikes ; Gov. Our expectation hath this day an end: K. Hen. Open your gates.-Come, uncle Exeter, Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain, And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French: Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle,The winter coming on, and sickness growing Upon our soldiers,-we'll retire to Calais. To-night in Harfleur will we be your guest; To-morrow for the march are we addrest. [Flourish. The King, &c. enter the town. SCENE IV.-Rouen. A Room in the Palace. Enter Katharine and Alice. Kath. Alice, tu as este en Angleterre, et ta parles bien le language. Alice. Un peu, madame. Kath. Je te prie, m'enseigneuz; il faut que j'apprenne a parler. Comment appellez vous la main, en Anglois?" Alice. La main elle est appellee, de hand. Et les doigts? Kath. De hand. Alice. Les doigts? ma foy, je oublie les doigts, mais je me souviendray. Les doigts? je pense, qu'ils sont appelle de fingres; ouy, de fingres. Kath. La main, de hand; les doigts, de fingres. Je pense, que je suis le bon escolier. J'ay gagne deux Comment appellez vous mots d'Anglois vistement. les ongles? Alice. Les ongles les appellons, de nails. Kath. De nails. Escoutez; dites moy, si je parle bien de hand, de fingres, de nails. Alice. C'est bien dit, madame; il est fort bon Anglois. Kath. Dites moy en Anglois, le bras. Kath. Et le coude. Alice. De elbow. Kath. De elbow. Je m'en faitz la repetition de tous les mots, que vous m'avez appris des a present. Alice. Il est trop difficile, madame, comme je pense. Kath. Excusez moy, Alice; escoutez: De hand, de fingre, de nails, de arm, de bilbow. Alice. De elbow, madame. Kath. O Seigneur Dieu! je m'en oublie; De elbow. Comment appellez vous le col ? Alice. De neck, madame. Kath. De neck: Et le menton ? Alice. De foot, madame; et de con. Kath. De foot, et de con? O Seigneur Dieu ? ces sont mots de son mauvais, corruptible, grosse, et impudique, et non pour les dames d'honneur d'user: Je ne voudrois prononcer ces mots devant les Seigneurs de France, pour tout le monde. Il faut de foot, et de con, neant-moins. Je reciterai une autre fois ma lecon ensemble: De hand, de fingre, de nails, de arm, de elbow, de neck, de sin, de foot, de con. Alice. Excellent, madame! Kath. C'est assez pour une fois; allons nous a disner. [Exeunt. SCENE V.-The same. Another Room in the same. Enter the French King, the Dauphin, Duke of Con. And if he be not fought withal, my lord, Dau. O Dieu vivant! shall a few sprays of us,- Our scions, put in wild and savage stock, And overlook their grafters ? Sorry am I, his numbers are so few, And let him say to England, that we send Fr. King. Be patient, for you shall remain with u3. Now, forth, lord constable, and princes all; [Exeunt. SCENE VI.-The English Camp in Picardy. Gow. How now, captain Fluellen ? come you from the bridge? Flu. I assure you, there is very excellent service committed at the pridge. Gow. Is the duke of Exeter safe? Flu. The duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as Agamemnon; and a man that I love and honour with my soul, and my heart, and my duty, and my Bour. Normans, but bastard Normans, Norman life, and my livings, and my uttermost powers: he bastards! Mort de ma vie ! if they march along Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom, To buy a slobbery and a dirty farm In that nook-shotten isle of Albion. is not, (God be praised and plessed!) any hurt in the 'orld; but keeps the pridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline. There is an ensign there at the pridge,-I think, in my very conscience, he is as valiant as Mark Antony; and he is a man of no lant service. Con. Dieu de battailes! where have they this estimation in the 'orld: but I did see him do gal mettle? people Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields; Dau. By faith and honour, Our madams mock at us; and plainly say, And teach lavoltas high, and swift corantos; Fr. King. Where is Montjoy, the herald? speed Let him greet England with our sharp defiance.- For your great seats, now quit you of great shames, The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon : Gow. What do you call him? Flu. He is called-ancient Pistol. Enter Pistol. Flu. Do you not know him? Here comes the man. Pist. Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours: The duke of Exeter doth love thee well. Flu. Ay, I praise Got; and I have merited some love at his hands. Pist. Bardolph, a soldier, firm and sound of Of buxom valour, hath,-by cruel fate, That stands upon the rolling restless stone, Flu. By your patience, ancient Pistol. Fortune is painted plind, with a muffler before her eyes, to signify to you that fortune is plind: And she is painted also with a wheel; to signify to you, which is the moral of it, that she is turning, and inconstant, and variations, and mutabilities and her foot, look you, is fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and rolls, and rolls;-In good truth, the poet is make a most excellent description of fortune: fortune, look you, is an excellent moral. Pist. Fortune is Bardolph's foe, and frowns or. him ; For he hath stol'n a pix, and hanged must 'a be. Let gallows gape for dog, let man go free, Therefore, go speak, the duke will hear thy voice; Pist. Why then rejoice therefore. Flu. Certainly, ancient, it is not a thing to rejoice at: for if, look you, he were my brother, I This becomes the great. would desire the duke to use his goot pleasure, and must proportion the losses we have borne, the sub- K. Hen. Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee Gon. Why, 'tis a gull, a fool, a rogue; that now and then goes to the wars, to grace himself, at his return into London, under the form of a soldier. And such fellows are perfect in great commanders' And tell thy king,-I do not seek him now; names and they will learn you by rote, where ser-But could be willing to march on to Calais vices were done;-at such and such a sconce, at Without impeachment: for, to say the sooth, such a breach, at such a convoy; who came off (Though 'tis no wisdom to confess so much bravely, who was shot, who disgraced, what terms Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,) the enemy stood on; and this they con perfectly in My people are with sickness much enfeebled; the phrase of war, which they trick up with new-My numbers lessen'd; and those few I have, tuned oaths: And what a beard of the general's cut, Almost no better than so many French: and a horrid suit of the camp, will do among foam- Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald, ing bottles, and ale-washed wits, is wonderful to be I thought, upon one pair of English legs thought on! but you must learn to know such slan- Did march three Frenchmen.-Yet, forgive me, ders of the age, or else you may be marvellous misGod, took. That I do brag thus !-this your air of France Hath blown that vice in me; I must repent. Go, therefore, tell thy master, here I am; My ransome, is this frail and worthless trunk; My army, but a weak and sickly guard ; Yet, God before, tell him we will come on, Though France himself, and such another neighbour, Stand in our way. There's for thy labour, Montjoy. Go bid thy master well advise himself: If we may pass, we will; if we be hinder'd, We shall your tawny ground with your red blood Discolour: and so, Montjoy, fare you well. The sum of all our answer is but this : We would not seek a battle, as we are : Nor as we are, we say, we will not shun it; So tell your master. Flu. I tell you what, captain Gower;-I do perceive, he is not the man that he would gladly make show to the 'orld he is; if I find a hole in his coat, I will tell him my mind. [Drum heard.] Hark you, the king is coming; And I must speak with him from the pridge. Enter King Henry, Gloster, and Soldiers. Flu. Got pless your majesty! K. Hen. How now, Fluellen? camest thou from the bridge ? Flu. Ay, so please your majesty. The duke of Exeter has very gallantly maintained the pridge: the French is gone off, look you; and there is gal. lant and most prave passages: Marry, th'athversary was have possession of the pridge; but he is enforced to retire, and the duke of Exeter is master of the pridge: I can tell your majesty, the duke is a prave man. K. Hen. What men have you lost, Fluellen ? Flu. The perdition of th'athversary hath been very great, very reasonable great: marry, for my part, I think the duke hath lost never a man, but one that is like to be executed for robbing a church, one Bardolph, if your majesty know the man: his face is all bubukles, and whelks, and knobs, and flames of fire; and his lips plows at his nose, and it is like a coal of fire, sometimes plue, and sometimes red; but his nose is executed, and his fire's out. K. Hen. We would have all such offenders so cut off:-and we give express charge, that, in our marches through the country, there be nothing compelled from the villages, nothing taken but paid for; none of the French upbraided, or abused in disdainful language; For when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner. Tucket sounds. Enter Montjoy. Mont. You know me by my habit. K. Hen. Well then, I know thee; What shall I Mont. My master's mind. ness. Mont. I shall deliver so. Thanks to your high- March to the bridge; it now draws toward night,—— [Exeunt. SCENE VII.-The French Camp, near Agincourt. Orl. You have an excellent armour; but let my horse have his due. Con. It is the best horse of Europe. Orl. You are as well provided of both as any prince in the world. Dau. What a long night is this!I will not change my horse with any that treads but on four pasterns. Ca, ha! He bounds from the earth, as if his entrails were hairs; le cheval volant, the PegaMont. Thus says my king:- Say thou to Harry of sus, qui a les narines de feu! When I bestride him, England, Though we seemed dead, we did but sleep; I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth Advantage is a better soldier than rashness. Tell sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his him, we could have rebuked him at Harfleur: but hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. that we thought not good to bruise an injury, till Orl. He's of the colour of the nutmeg. it were fuil ripe:-now we speak upon our cue, and Dau. And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast our voice is imperial: England shall repent his folly, for Perseus: he is pure air and fire; and the dull see his weakness, and admire our sufferance. Bid elements of earth and water never appear in him, him, therefore, consider of his ransome which but only in patient stillness, while his rider mounts him he is, indeed, a horse; and all other jades you may call-beasts. Con. Indeed, my lords, it is a most absolute and excellent horse. Dau. It is the prince of palfreys; his neigh is like the bidding of a monarch, and his countenance enforces homage. Orl. No more, cousin. Dau. Nay, the man hath no wit, that cannot, from the rising of the lark to the lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my palfrey: it is a theme as fluent as the sea; turn the sands into eloquent tongues, and my horse is argument for them all: 'tis a subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for a sovereign's sovereign to ride on and for the world (familiar to us, and unknown,) to lay apart their particular functions, and wonder at him. I once writ a sonnet in his praise, and began thus: Wonder of nature, Orl. I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress. Dau. Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser; for my horse is my mistress. Orl. Your mistress bears well. Dau. Me well; which is the prescript praise and perfection of a good and particular mistress. Con. Ma foy! the other day, methought, your mistress shrewdly shook your back. Dau. So, perhaps, did yours. Con. Mine was not bridled. Dau. O! then, belike, she was old and gentle; and you rode, like a Kerne of Ireland, your French hose off, and in your straight trossers. Con. You have good judgment in horsemanship. Dau. Be warned by me then they that ride so, and ride not warily, fall into foul bogs; I had rather have my horse to my mistress. Con. I had as lief have my mistress a jade. Dau. I tell thee, constable, my mistress wears her own hair. Con. I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a sow to my mistress. Con. Doing is activity; and he will still be doing. Orl. He never did harm, that I heard of. Con. Nor will do none to-morrow: he will keep that good name still. Orl. I know him to be valiant. Con. I was told that, by one that knows him better than you. Orl. What's he? Con. Marry, he told me so himself; and he said, he cared not who knew it. Orl. He needs not, it is no hidden virtue in him. Con. By my faith, sir, but it is; never any body saw it, but his lackey: 'tis a hooded valour; and, when it appears, it will bate. Orl. Ill will never said well. Con. I will cap that proverb with- There is flattery in friendship. Orl. And I will take up that with-Give the devil his due. Con. Well placed; there stands your friend for the devil: have at the very eye of that proverb, with-A pox of the devil. Orl. You are the better at proverbs, by how much -A fool's bolt is soon shot. Con. You have shot over. Orl. 'Tis not the first time you were overshot. Enter a Messenger. Mess. My lord high constable, the English lie within fifteen hundred paces of your tent. Con. Who hath measured the ground? Mess. The lord Grandpre. Con. A valiant and most expert gentleman.Would it were day!-Alas, poor Harry of England! he longs not for the dawning, as we do. Orl. What a wretched and peevish fellow is this king of England, to mope with his fat-brained followers so far out of his knowledge! Con. If the English had any apprehension, they would run away. Orl. That they lack; for if their heads had any Dau. Le chien est retourne a son propre vomisse-intellectual armour, they could never wear, such ment, et la truie lavee au bourbier: thou makest use of any thing. Con. Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress; or any such proverb, so little kin to the purpose. Ram. My lord constable, the armour that I saw in your tent to-night, are those stars, or suns, upon it ? Con. Even as your horse bears your praises; who would trot as well, were some of your brags dismounted.. Dan. 'Would, I were able to load him with his desert! Will it never be day? I will trot to-mor row a mile, and my way shall be paved with English faces Con. I will not say so, for fear I should be faced out of my way: But I would it were morning, for I would fain be about the ears of the English. Ram. Who will go to hazard with me for twenty English prisoners? Con. You must first go yourself to hazard, ere you have them. Dau. 'Tis midnight, I'll go arm myself. Ram. He longs to eat the English. [Exit. Orl. By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince. Con. Swear by her foot, that she may tread out the oath. Orl. He is, simply, the most active gentleman of France. heavy head-pieces. Ram. That island of England breeds very valiant creatures; their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage. Orl. Foolish curs! that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear, and have their heads crushed like rotten apples: You niay as well say,that's a valiant flea, that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion. Con. Just, just; and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs, in robustious and rough coming on, leaving their wits with their wives and then give them great meals of beef, and iron and steel, they will eat like wolves, and fight like devils. Orl. Ay, but these English are shrewdly out of beef. Con. Then we shall find to-morrow-they have only stomachs to eat, and none to fight. Now is it time to arm: Come, shall we about it? Orl. It is now two o'clock: bat, let me see,-by ten, We shall have cach a hundred Englishmen. ACT IV. Enter Chorus. [Exeunt. Chor. Now entertain conjecture of a time, The hum of either army stilly sounds, |