320 King. Know you this ring? this ring was his of late. Diana. And this was it I gave him, being a-bed. King. Diana. I have spoke the truth. Enter Parolles, Parolles. Yes, so please your majesty. I did go between them, as I said; but more than that, he loved her, for, indeed, he was mad for her, and talked of Satan, and of limbo, and of furies, and I know not what: yet I was in that credit with them at that time, that I knew of their going to bed, and of other motions, as promising her marriage, and things that would derive me ill will to speak of: therefore, I will not speak what I know. King, Thou hast spoken already, unless thou canst Say they are married. But thou art too fine In ACT v. Sc. III. ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. I never gave it him. 321 Who hath abus'd me, as he knows himself, He knows himself my bed he hath defil'd, So there's my riddle, one that's dead is quick; Re-enter Widow, with Helena. Is there no exorcist Helena. This woman's an easy glove, my lord: sheI goes off and on at pleasure. King. This ring was mine: I gave it his first wife. It might be yours, or hers, for aught I know. King. Take her away; I do not like her now. Take her away. Diana. King. I'll put in bail, my liege. I think thee now some common customer. Diana. Because he's guilty, and he is not guilty. Good mother, fetch my bail.-[Exit Widow.] The jeweller that owes the ring is sent for, Bertram. Both, both! O, pardon ! Helena. O! my good lord, when I was like this maid, There is your found you wondrous kind. ring; And, look you, here's your letter: this it says: Bertram. If she, my liege, can make me know this If it appear not plain, and prove untrue, Mine eyes smell onions, I shall weep anon.Good Tom Drum, [To Parolles, lend me a handkerchief: so, I thank thee. Wait on me home, I'll make sport with thee: let thy courtesies alone, they are scurvy ones. King. Let us from point to point this story know, Choose thou'thy husband, and I'll pay thy dower; The king's a beggar, now the play is done. Dyke. IF music be the food of love, play on: Methought she purg'd the air of pestilence: from her? SCENE II. The Sea-coast. What country, friends, is this? Captain. Viola. There is a fair behaviour in thee, captain, I will believe, thou hast a mind that suits Viola. It is perchance that you yourself were sav'd. O, my poor brother! and so, perchance, may True, madam: and, to comfort you with Assure yourself, after our ship did split, [you, Viola. Captain. Be you his eunuch, and your mute I'll be: When my tongue blabs, then let mine eyes not By my troth, sir Toby, you must come in Why, let her except before excepted. Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest limits of order. What's she? Viola. [her A virtuous maid, the daughter of a count Viola. O that I serv'd that lady, Captain. He's as tall a man as any's in Illyria. among the prudent he would quickly have the gift of a grave. Sir Toby. By this hand, they are scoundrels, and substractors that say so of him. Who are they? Maria. Maria. Ay, sir; I have them at my fingers' ends: They that add, moreover, he's drunk nightly marry, now I let go your hand, I am barren. in your company. Sir Toby. With drinking healths to my niece. I'll drink to her, as long as there is a passage in my throat, and drink in Illyria. He's a coward, and a coystril, that will not drink to my niece, till his brains turn o' the toe like a parish-top. What, wench! Castiliano vulgo; for here comes Sir Andrew Ague-face. Enter Sir Andrew Ague-cheek. Sir Toby. [Exit Maria. Never in your life, I think; unless you see canary put me down. Methinks, sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian, or an ordinary man has; but I am a great eater of beef, and, I believe, that does harm to my wit. Sir Toby. No question. Sir Andrew. An I thought that, I'd forswear it. I'll ride home to-morrow, sir Toby. Sir Toby. Pourquoi, my dear knight? Sir Andrew. What is pourquoi? do or not do? I would I had bestowed that time in the tongues, that I have in fencing, dancing, and bear-baiting. O, had I but followed the arts! Sir Toby. Then hadst thou had an excellent head of hair. Why, would that have mended my hair? Sir Toby. Past question; for, thou seest, it will not curl by nature. Sir Andrew. But it becomes me well enough, does't not? Excellent: it hangs like flax on a distaff, and I hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs, and spin it off. Sir Andrew. 'Faith, I'll home to-morrow, sir Toby: your niece will not be seen; or, if she be, it's four to one she'll none of me. The count himself, here hard by, woos her. Sir Toby. She'll none o' the count: she'll not match above her degree, neither in estate, years, nor wit; I have heard her swear it. Tut, there's An thou let part so, sir Andrew, would thou life in't, man. might'st never draw sword again! Sir Andrew. An you part so, mistress, I would I might never draw sword again. Fair lady, do you think you have fools in hand? Maria. Sir, I have not you by the hand. Sir Andrew. Sir Andrew. I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o' the Art thou good at these kick-shaws, knight? As any man in Illyria, whatsoever he be, under the degree of my betters: and yet I will Marry, but you shall have; and here's my not compare with an old man. |