Why, now is Cupid a child of conscience; he makes restitution. As I am

FAL. I think the devil will not have me damned, lest the oil should set hell on fire; he, would never else cross me thus.

that is in me

Enter Sir HUGH EVANS like a satyr; Mrs. QUICKLY, and PISTOL; ANNE PAGE, as the Fairy Queen, attended by her brother and others, dressed like fairies, with waxen tapers on their heads.

ANNE. Fairies, black, gray, green, and white,

You moonshine revellers, and shades of night,

You orphan-heirs of fixed destiny,

Attend your office and your quality.

Crier Hobgoblin, make the fairy oyes b.

PIST. Elves, list your names; silence, you airy toys.

Cricket, to Windsor chimneys shalt thou leap:

Where fires thou find'st unrak'd, and hearths unswept,
There pinch the, maids as blue as bilberry:
Our radiant queen hates sluts and sluttery.

FAL. They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die:
I'll wink and couch: no man their works must eye.

[Lies down upon his face.

EVA. Where's Pede?-Go you, and where you find a maid,
That, ere she sleep, has thrice her prayers said,

Raise up the organs of her fantasy,

Sleep she as sound as careless infancy;

But those as sleep and think not on their sins,

Pinch them, arms, legs, backs, shoulders, sides, and shins.

a It was suggested to us by Dr. Maginn, that these poetical speeches belong to Anne, as the Fairy Queen. They are ordinarily given to Quickly. We have traced the origin of this mistake, which is perfectly evident. In the original quarto we have not a word of the arrangement for Anne to "present the fairy queen." These lines are only found in the folio:

"To-night at Herne's oak, just 'twixt twelve and one,

Must my sweet Nan present the fairy queen."

But in the quarto edition, in the stage-direction of this scene, we have, "Enter Sir Hugh like a satyr, and boys dressed like fairies; Mistress Quickly like the Queen of Fairies." What the Queen had to say is greatly elaborated in the folio; and there the stage-direction is for the entrance, without any designation, of “Anne Page, Fairies, Page, Ford, Quickly," &c. We have no doubt that, the poet having determined that Anne should "present the fairy queen," these speeches unquestionably belong to her; and we have made the change accordingly.

'The o-yes, the `oyez, of the crier of a proclamation, was clearly a monosyllable, rhyming to toys.

Elevate her fancy.

ANNE. About, about;

Search Windsor-castle, elves, within and out:
Strew good luck, ouphes, on every sacred room;
That it may stand till the perpetual doom,
In state as wholesome, as in state 't is fit;
Worthy the owner, and the owner it.

The several chairs of order look you scour
With juice of balm, and every precious flower:
Each fair instalment, coat, and several crest,
With loyal blazon, evermore be bless'd!
And nightly, meadow-fairies, look, you sing,
Like to the Garter's compass, in a ring:
The expressure that it bears, green let it be,
More fertile-fresh than all the field to see;
And, Hony soit qui mal y pensea, write,
In emerald tufts, flowers purple, blue, and white:
Like sapphire, pearl, and rich embroidery,
Buckled below fair knighthood's bending knee :
Fairies use flowers for their charactery.
Away; disperse: But till 't is one o'clock,
Our dance of custom, round about the oak

Of Herne the hunter, let us not forget.

EVA. Pray you, lock hand in hand; yourselves in order set:
And twenty glow-worms shall our lanterns be,

To guide our measure round about the tree.
But, stay: I smell a man of middle earth.
FAL. Heavens defend me from that Welsh fairy!
Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!

PIST. Vild worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.
ANNE. With trial-fire touch me his finger-end.

If he be chaste, the flame will back descend

And turn him to no pain; but if he start,
It is the flesh of a corrupted heart.

Pense is a dissyllable-a proof that Shakspere knew the distinction between French verse and prose.

■ Theobald here inserts a speech from the quarto:-" It is right; indeed he is full of lecheries

Lust is but a bloody fire,

Kindled with unchaste desire,

Fed in heart; whose flames aspire,

As thoughts do blow them, higher and higher.
Pinch him, fairies, mutually ;

Pinch him for his villainy;

Pinch him, and burn him, and turn him about,

Till candles, and starlight, and moonshine be out.

[During this song the fairies pinch Falstaff. Doctor Caius comes one way, and steals away a fairy in green; Slender another way, and takes off a fairy in white; and Fenton comes, and steals away Mrs. Anne Page. A noise of hunting is made within. All the fairies run away. Falstaff pulls off his buck's head, and rises.]

Enter PAGE, FORD; Mrs. PAGE, and Mrs. FORD. They lay hold on him. PAGE. Nay, do not fly; I think, we have watch'd you now:

Will none but Herne the hunter serve your turn?

MRS. PAGE. I pray you, come; hold up the jest no higher:
Now, good sir John, how like you Windsor wives?

See you these, husband? do not these fair yokes
Become the forest better than the town?

FORD. Now, sir, who's a cuckold now?-Master Brook, Falstaff's a knave, a cuckoldly knave; here are his horns, master Brook: And, master Brook, he hath enjoyed nothing of Ford's but his buck-basket, his cudgel, and twenty pounds of money, which must be paid to master Brook; his horses are arrested for it, master Brook.

MRS. FORD. Sir John, we have had ill luck; we could never meet. I will never take you for my love again, but I will always count you my deer.

FAL. I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass.
FORD. Ay, and an ox too; both the proofs are extant.

FAL. And these are not fairies? I was three or four times in the thought they were not fairies: and yet the guiltiness of my mind, the sudden surprise of my powers, drove the grossness of the foppery into a received belief, in despite of the teeth of all rhyme and reason, that they were fairies. See now, how wit may be made a Jack-a-lent, when 't is upon ill employment.

and iniquity." Theobald says, "this speech is very much in character for Sir Hugh." He forgets that the real actors of the comedy are here speaking in assumed characters. Pistol has a speech or two; but all traces of Pistol's own character are suppressed. The entire scene is elevated into pure poetry in the amended edition, and none of the coarseness of the original is retained. For example, in the quarto, Sir Hugh says,—

EVA. Sir John Falstaff, serve Got, and leave your desires, and fairies will not

pinse you.

FORD. Well said, fairy Hugh.

EVA. And leave you your jealousies too, I pray you.

FORD. I will never mistrust my wife again, till thou art able to woo her in good English.

FAL. Have I laid my brain in the sun, and dried it, that it wants matter to prevent so gross o'erreaching as this? Am I ridden with a Welsh goat too? Shall I have a coxcomb of frize? 'Tis time I were choked with a piece of toasted cheese.

EVA. Seese is not good to give putter; your pelly is all putter.

FAL. Seese and putter! have I lived to stand at the taunts of one that makes fritters of English? This is enough to be the decay of lust and late-walking through the realm.

MRS. PAGE. Why, sir John, do you think, though we would have thrust virtue out of our hearts by the head and shoulders, and have given ourselves without scruple to hell, that ever the devil could have made you our delight? FORD. What, a hodge-pudding? a bag of flax?

MRS. PAGE. A puffed man?

PAGE. Old, cold, withered, and of intolerable entrails?

FORD. And one that is as slanderous as Satan?

PAGE. And as poor as Job?

FORD. And as wicked as his wife?

EVA. And given to fornications, and to taverns, and sack, and wine, and metheglins, and to drinkings, and swearings, and starings, pribbles and prabbles? FAL. Well, I am your theme: you have the start of me; I am dejected; I am not able to answer the Welsh flannel: ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me: use me as you will.

FORD. Marry, sir, we 'll bring you to Windsor, to one master Brook, that you have cozened of money, to whom you should have been a pander: over and above that you have suffered, I think, to repay that money will be a biting

affliction b.

PAGE. Yet be cheerful, knight: thou shalt eat a posset to-night at my house; where I will desire thee to laugh at my wife that now laughs at thee: Tell her, master Slender hath married her daughter.

MRS. PAGE. Doctors doubt that; if Anne Page be my daughter, she is, by this, doctor Caius' wife.

Enter SLENder.

SLEN. Whoo, ho! ho! father Page!

PAGE. Son! how now? how now, son? have you despatched?

a Plummet. Johnson would read plume; Farmer, planet.

[Aside.

The whole scene being changed, three lines are here ordinarily foisted in from the quarto:"MRS. FORD. Nay, husband, let that go to make amends:

Forgive that sum, and so we 'll all be friends.

FORD. Well, here's my hand; all's forgiven at last."

SLEN. Despatched!-I'll make the best in Glocestershire know on 't; would I were hanged, la, else.

PAGE. Of what, son ?

SLEN. I came yonder at Eton to marry mistress Anne Page, and she's a great lubberly boy. If it had not been i' the church, I would have swinged him, or he should have swinged me. If I did not think it had been Anne Page would I might never stir, and 't is a postmaster's boy.

PAGE. Upon my life then you took the wrong.

SLEN. What need you tell me that? I think so, when I took a boy for a girl: If I had been married to him, for all he was in woman's apparel, I would not have had him.

PAGE. Why, this is your own folly. Did not I tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments?

SLEN. I went to her in white a, and cried mum, and she cried budget, as Anne and I had appointed; and yet it was not Anne, but a postmaster's boy b. MRS. PAGE. Good George, be not angry: I knew of your purpose; turned my daughter into green; and, indeed, she is now with the doctor at the deanery, and there married.

CALUS. Vere is mistress Page?

Enter CAIUS.

By gar, I am cozened; I ha' married un garçon, a boy; un paisan, by gar, a boy; it is not Anne Page: by gar, I am cozened.

MRS. PAGE. Why, did you take her in green?

CAIUS. Ay, be gar, and 't is a boy; be gar, I'll raise all Windsor. [Exit CAIUS. FORD. This is strange: Who hath got the right Anne?

PAGE. My heart misgives me: Here comes master Fenton.

Enter FENTON and ANNE PAGE.

How now, master Fenton?

ANNE. Pardon, good father! good, my mother, pardon!

PAGE. Now, mistress? how chance you went not with master Slender?
MRS. PAGE. Why went you not with master doctor, maid?

FENT. You do amaze her: Hear the truth of it.

You would have married her most shamefully,
Where there was no proportion held in love.
The truth is, she and I, long since contracted,
Are now so sure that nothing can dissolve us.
The offence is holy that she hath committed:
And this deceit loses the name of craft,

Of disobedience, or unduteous title;

Since therein she doth evitate and shun

a The original has green instead of white, which is clearly a mistake:-" Her father means she shall be all in white."

Two other lines are here introduced from the quarto, in modern editions:

"EVA. Jeshu! Master Slender, cannot you see but marry boys?
PAGE. O, I am vexed at heart: What shall I do?"