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federacy, together with the important attributes of sovereignty retained by them. By reason of their large powers and numerous important functions, they are felt to be distinct communities; and they are, with their respective citizens, much more the object of love of country than the general government. This will be yet more the case hereafter, when the migrations of our citizens, which greatly weakens this sentiment, will be less considerable than at present; and in the same degree that their native States are objects of affection and pride, will be the emulation among the citizens of the different States. Signs of this rivalry may already be seen, and it may be expected to grow as we increase in numbers and advance in the race of improvement. Emulation has everywhere been most strong in communities most advanced. In one part of our country, or with one class, we may expect to see rivalship in commerce and manufactures; in another, in the arts; in another, in literature. The master poet of Ohio will be compared with that of Massachusetts or Connecticut; the historian of New York with that of Illi

nois or Michigan; the architecture or sculpture of Pennsylvania with those of Maryland; the orators of Virginia with those of South Carolina or Kentucky. In this way the amor patria and the laudum immensa cupido* will lend new force to each other, and all the human faculties will have the incentives and the exercise necessary to their full development. Thus viewing the benefits of rivalry, we find consolation for the occasional dissensions among the States, and we see a further argument against their consolidation. It would indeed be better if our citizens could follow the noble advice of Aristides, when he proposed to his ancient rival that they should contend who should render most service to Athens; but such cases of disinterested virtue are too rare to be relied on, and our hopes of the well-being of States must rest on principles of action that are common, not on those that are extraordinary. It is, then, to State pride and State patriotism, alloyed as it may be with State jealousy, that we are to look for the full development of all our faculties, and the ultimate fulfillment of some of our most splendid visions of national glory.

ENGLISH UNIVERSITY LIFE.-No. II.

A TRINITY SUPPER.

"SHADY rather this composition: you never know where to put your av's. I think we may get you a First though, by a triumph of art, that isHow are you off for mathematics ?" Very mild."

"Ever read Euclid ?"

your feet a minute. Have you anything to do after tea? No? then come up and you'll find a few men at supper."

I went back to Letter E, New Court, read 80 lines of Aristophanes, and did a few more bits of illustration, such as noting down the relative resources of

"Rather. Say eight years ago. Can Athens and Sparta when the Peloponne

get that up in two days."

"And Algebra ?"

"When I was a boy, but never very brilliant in it."

"If you can get ten marks out of five hundred, it is better than nothing. Bet ter go to Dunny (Dunbar) first and see what he can do with you. Don't try too much at once. I cut the Algebra and Trigonometry papers dead my first year, and came out seventh."

sian war broke out, and the sources of the Athenian revenue, (we had a book of Thucydides for one of our subjects,) all which occupied me till half past nine.

"There will be some quiet bachelors there, I suppose," thought I," and a Junior Fellow or two, some of those I have met in combination," and so thinking, I substituted a dress coat and boots for the loose slippers and George-Sandish half frock-coat, half dressing-gown, which figured prominently in my ordinaNay, stop the revolving axles of ry evening costume. It was about six

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* Vincet amor patriæ, laudumque immensa cupido.-VIRGIL

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steps across New Court, and three to Travis' staircase in the cloisters. He kept in the third story, but long ere this ascent was completed the sound of voices and clatter of knives and forks gave token that the grub was under discussion. The outer or sporting" door was of course wide open; passing through an interior one of green baize, I blundered up a narrow and totally unilluminated passage, and rapped instinctively at where the third door ought to be; then, scarcely waiting for the emphatic "come in," plunged into the jovial assemblage. Dead sell for the Nugee and patent leathers! Abandon reigned throughout. One man was in a blouse, another in his shirt-sleeves, the amphitryon himself in a shooting-coat. There were not a dozen of them but they made noise enough for thirty. As quietly as possible I slipped into the chair reserved for me at the host's right hand.

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Ah, Benson!" and Travis squeezed my hand with a solemn and businesslike affection. "Just in time. What will you take? Ducks-grilled fowlslobster grating, as our cook calls it--Lawson, here's a young gentleman here will trouble you for some duck. Try some champagne-not so good as you get in America, I'm afraid; we're waiting for free trade."

The duck and champagne went to their appropriate place, and then, as every one was fully occupied, I had time to look about me and study the company. At the head of the table sits our worthy "coach," Tom Travis. His fine person is not displayed to full advantage in a loose plaid shooting-coat, and his very intellectual but decidedly ugly features are far from being improved by a black wool smoking cap of surpassing hideousness. Take him as he is, he is a rare fellowwith American versatility and English thoroughness. He knows nearly a dozen ancient and modern languages, more or less correctly, and when you bring him out on Greek he would astonish a room-full of Yankee Professors. His mathematics are decidedly minus, but the use for them is past long ago. Two years ago he got up enough of his low subjects to go out among the Junior Ops (are you quite sure you understand this, reader mine?) and then the way was easy to a high First class in the Tripos; and, as he is well up in metaphysics, you may count on him for a fellowship, propably his second trial. And after that what will he do? He is gay; a puritan

might call him dissipated, but it is not wickedness aforethought, but an incurable passion for seeing character which drags him into all sorts of society-once he went off among the gipsies, Borrowfashion, and staid there long enough to learn their lingo and find that he couldn't seduce any of their women. He is independent in politics and juste milieu (by his own account) in church matters, very fond of law and equally so of the ology-fonder of the theatre than either. Perhaps he will be a nominal barrister and an actual writer for Punch and the Magazines. Perhaps he will go quite mad and write a tragedy. Perhaps some of his liberal friends at "the University we've got in town," profanely called Stinkomalee by Oxonians and Cantabs, will make him Professor of Greek-or English or Zincali, it's all the same to him-in that great institution. Or perhaps (here the reader, if a New-Englander, is requested to pull out his handkerchief, and borrow a façon of salts) he will stay here for three or four years as an M.A. pupillizing constantly, and his clothes will gradually grow blacker and his cravat whiter, till some day there will be stuck up on the Hall screen a small notice to the effect that " Mr. Travis requests the college testimonials for orders." And after all there are worse parsons than he would make-yea, even in old Connecticut-for there is great earnestness in the man and benevolence extraordinary; he takes much interest in the poor and is very generous to themtoo generous indeed, for he sometimes gives them his tradesmen's money-and he always minds his own business, but

to be sure that is not so rare and Phoenixlike a virtue in England as with us. Any of these things Tom Travis may be, (I ought not to omit the opinion of his gyp, who holds him in absolute veneration, that

Mr. Travis will leave the college a Fellow, and come back a Judge,") at present he is a bachelor scholar and a "coach" (private tutor) of rising reputation, in which last capacity it is that Carl Benson has the most intimate connections with him, that young man being in a violent state of cram for the May examination, and very nervous about the result.

The Vice is Effingham Lawson who puts you in mind of Bob Sawyer, "a dissipated Robinson Crusoe," generally dispensing with gloves and wearing a red P-coat, and an enormous stick. But under that unpromising exterior there is

much learning, more common sense and even considerable warmth of feeling, Break in upon him during the day, his deportment will be brusque and his replies monosyllabic; but give him a cigar and some whiskey-toddy on a winter night and after the third tumbler he will "discourse most exquisite" politics, literature, or theology, till morning chapel. He is older than Tom by a few years, say three, which will make him twentysix, and has only one more chance for a Fellowship, which, however, he is pretty safe for, as he will do very well all round, his classics being good enough to let his mathematics in, and his metaphy

sics brilliant.

good one, will procure him some attaché or legationship, and then woe to the foreign diplomat who comes in his way, for a leerier man than Horace is not on this side sundown.

The

That escaped-convict looking man, next Spedding, is the Hon. G. Dutton, Captain of the First Trinity. Though a peer's son, he has come up as a pensioner, not an unusual step now, the expenses of a Fellow Commoner being so great. He is an Eironiast, like Horace, but with him it takes a more practical turn. There never is a gay boating supper party without George Dutton. Barnwell girls know him well, and the Dons look askew at him. But the man is always walking through the fire and never getting burnt. Immoveably capacious of liquor, cold and passionless as Pitt or Paracelsus, he is the wonder and the admiration of his weaker companions. To hear him talk now, you would think his only object on earth was the Boat; working his men up the Long Reach at the top of their speed; running round the hall after dinner to see that none of them take sizings (pastry is bad for the wind, say the knowing ones); prowling about in all sorts of places, by night, and pulling them out of all sorts of places to send them off to bed at a proper hour. Yet that rowdy, reckless boat-captain manages to clear his seven-hours' reading every day, and no one stands a chance for Senior Classic alongside of him, except one steady, well-trained Shrewsbury man. (Marsden and Dutton are sworn friends, by the way, each worshipping the other; so much for the evil effects of emulation, &c.) In more thorough bodily and mental training you cannot conceive a man to be; and there is no doubt of it, that he will take a high stand at the bar

On his right, diagonally opposite me, is a handsome little man with a predominating aquiline nose. Quite a youth, to look at, is Horace Spedding, but he is considerably older than you would take him to be older in every way-and a very hard customer you would find him, not at all easy to sell or come over. He was an Etonian, and of course is an elegant Latin versifier, and captivatingly innocent of mathematics, which does not in the least prevent him from being an acute and dexterous logician. The most remarkable thing about him is his digwvéia. This is a peculiarly Cantab quality, inexpressible in English save by a periphrasis; you may call it the opposite vice to hypocrisy. Thus to hear Spedding talk in a mixed company (particularly if there are any freshmen or country clergymen to astonish) you would think him a monster of depravity, just fit for one of Eugene Sue's heroes; whereas he is in private life a very quiet and temperate man of high principles and steady practice. The Rugby men can't abide him, taking this gaveia for natural wickedness; he in return laughs at them, and calls them Arnold and water. There is American blood in Horace, but you will not easily find a man with a more thorough abhorrence of democratic institutions. N. B. His father lost £20,000 by U. S. Bank. To-morrow he is going in for a scholarship, and is sure to get one; for,Englishman, or an Anglo-Saxon at all? much as the Dons dislike him, they always elect the best man. No one ever dared charge them with unfairness. And his Fellowship will follow in time. Then he will probably invest his small income judiciously, for he has a great talent for statistics and finance, and in some four or five years you may find him in town, coming home from 'Change to read Plato. After a while, his connection, which is a

probably be, as was his father before him, a law-lord, some day-if there are any lords at all by that time-which there will be, the Democratic Review to the contrary notwithstanding.

And who is next Dutton? Who but the redoubted Romano? Is that man an

Short, dark, and much be-whiskered; his name too-Romano. Yes, he is very foreign, but an Englishman for all that, though he has lived much on the continent, where he learned to speak three or four languages, play an instrument or two passably, and not only tell French' dishes but absolutely cook them. Clever enough is Romano, but his university course has been a shipwreck, and he will

probably end by going out unnoticed among the oλo. He stood well his first year, chose to be vexed his second, because he did not get a scholarship at the first trial; migrated to a small college; couldn't stand that, and came back again-just too late for a Trinity scholarship. The only tangible result of his migration and re-migration was a joke from Spedding. Benson had unthinkingly asked, one day," What could have made Romano migrate to Pembroke?"

"Why," quo' Horace," when Rum 'un obtained the dignity of a Junior Soph, he suddenly became religious; so much so, indeed, that he thought of going as a missionary to the South Sea Islands, when it was suggested to him that there existed an extensive field nearer home, in the Small Colleges."

Finally, on Travis' left sits Wilkinson, another shipwreck, so far as University distinctions are concerned. He came from Eton beautifully fitted. Even now the classic poets are at the top of his tongue, and when the fit is on him he will reply to you in extempore verse. For instance, I once met him in our beautiful grounds, just before four, our early dinner hour.

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Well, Wilkinson, are you going to devour beef in the hall, or shall we take a stroll here in the sun?" "Suave vorare bovem, sed suavius apricari,"

replied the unhesitating manufacturer of longs and shorts. Could there be a prettier spondaic line? But alas! Wilkinson has little ability and less taste for mathematics. He will never get up enough of his low subjects to pass the Senate-house; so the Tripos is a sealed book to him. Still he must get his scholarship, and may get his fellowship; for in Trinity mathe. matics are not a sine qua non, though imperious Whewell is doing his worst to make them so. But it is more probable that he will take a disgust at the whole business, and do something very mad; learn the flute, fall in love, or turn Ro

manist.

And now who is there on my side of the table? A stray freshman or two like myself; a fat, beer-drinking captain of one of the second crews-Marsden; a quiet Scotchman, irreproachable as a classic and a whist-player, but not very brilliant in any other department; and yes! that man asleep on the other end of the sofa is Fowler the Australian. He has just got out in a bye-term after being plucked once, and has been gettingsomething that begins with D or I, on the

strength of it. The effects of the first spree he is sleeping off; by and by we may perhaps see him in his glory.

While my survey was going on the substantials have been consumed, the last morsel of the indispensable cheese demolished, the last stoup of beer emptied. The decks are cleared; Porcher, Tom's faithful gyp appears with a mighty bowl. That orggraua, Mrs. Porcher, produces. the lemons and other punchifying appurtenances, and Travis himself hauls out from a "wee sly neuk" two potent bottles.

"Do they make punch in America?" says my fellow-pupil, Menzies (pron. Ming-ee), opening his mouth for the first time.

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O yes; and other drinks manifold. Egg nogg-sangaree."

What is sangaree?”
"What you call negus."

Negus is ne gustandum," broke in Wilkinson.

"Do open the window, Horace, and let that pun out."

"Sherry cobbler, mint julep, and”—

"Do tell us how mint julep is made;" and Travis in his curiosity actually looked up from the bowl, with whose contents he had been busy for the last five minutes; the third lemon remained uncut in his hand, and the knife fell vacantly on the table.

"You don't know!" I took confidence and drew myself up in conscious superiority of knowledge. "It's the drink of Elysium. The gods combined their energies to concoct it. Bacchus gave his most potent spirit. Venus sweetened it with her most precious kiss. Pomona contributed her most piquant fruit, Flora her most aromatic herb, and Jove shook a handful of hail over all." As I concluded this prose version of Charles Hoffman, a burst of applause went round the table.

"Bravo!" quoth my coach. “Fancy Flora walking up with both hands full of mint like Demeter in the Thalusia—

δράγματα καὶ μάκωνας ἐν αμφοτέρησιν ἔχοισα.

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I gave the proper answer, and Travis stirred up the beverage for the last time. By the way, Travis, as we have begun to talk shop, is that popular edition of the Agamemnon worth anything?" Eschylus made easy from the Ger man of Herr Filzauf?" inquired Tom, a

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Talking of Bennedy, Tom, did you hear the last story about him?"

"No, Horace, what is it?"

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Bennedy met Cateson the other day and said to him, Do you know, Cateson, I've been reading the New Testament in the original.' Indeed!' said Cateson, looking surprised; and pray, what do you think of it? Why,' said Bennedy, it's strange-it's really astonishingthat fellow, Mark, will use TwTÓTE with a future.'"

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A growl from the vice interrupted us. Lawson had been for the last ten minutes ornamenting the fine features of the sleeping Australian with a huge pair of burnt cork moustaches. He now looked up from giving his victim the last touch, and muttered, Blow Filzauf! Let's have a song!"

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Very well!" responded Travis, to whom nothing ever came amiss, “Romano has just got a new one by letter from Oxford. Come Rum'un!" And Rum'un did as he was bid. Be it premised, for the benefit of the uninitiated, that Oxonians call the sporting door "the oak."

"Here's a song to my oak, my brave old oak,

That was never yet left ajar;

And still stand he a stout bit of tree,
All duns and intruders to bar!
There's strength in his frown when the
sun goes down,

And duns at his portals shout;

And still may he last as in days long past,
All duns and intruders to bar.

When I came up to Queen's I knew I was
green,

But I swore I would ne'er be gay,
So I sported my oak and read for a joke
Full sixteen hours in the day:

But care comes to all, being plucked for
my small,

I next like a brick ran up all sorts of tick,
And finding but grief for my pains,
Then here's to my oak, &c.
So sported my door remains.

I once knew the times, when the silvery

chimes

Of a well-plenished purse met my ear, When 'your small account, sir,' and 'very large amount, sir,

To make up,' for me had no fear.
Now duns rule the roast, as I find to my

cost,

And a merciless set are they ;*

But they ne'er shall get in to ask for their
tin

While my door can keep them at bay.
Then here's to my oak, my brave old oak!
That keeps me all safe alone,
And still may he last, as in days long past,
Till a hundred duns are gone!"

After some applause and a moderate pause Dutton was called on to volunteer (to speak Hibernicé), and promptly came forth with "Vilkins and Dinah," a rich cockney ditty, one version of which may be found in Bentley's Miscellany for '43 or '44. It goes off very musically, even like a chime of bells, somehow thus:

"It vas a licker-marchant in Londing did dwell,

Who had one only darter, a beautiful young gal-"

"Ob-serve the accuracy of the rhyme," says Travis.

"Her name it vas Di-nay, 'bout sixteen years old,

Who had a fine fortune of sillivere and
gold;"

and then proceeds to relate, with much
humor and pathos, how " Villikins"
wooed the lovely Dinah; how the gover-
nor (as governors always do) had ano-
ther "
lovyere" waiting for her; how he
mildly expostulated with his refractory

And he showeth his might in the broad offspring in these moving terms:

daylight

By selling the tutor's scout.

CHORUS.

Then here's to my oak, my brave old oak!
That no heels, sticks, or pokers can mar;

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