It vos von Monday he made Miss Podl his bride, He took her in a von-horse shay, all for to have a ride; But ven they did return at night, it vos as dark as pitch, And Sam, being blind vith drinking ale, drove vop into a ditch. Ri tol, &c. Miss Podly's neck vos broke in two-poor Sam vos bruised sore; He pulled Miss Podly from the mud, who never not spoke no more; He took her up a-pick-a-back, and put her in the shay, fast avay. Then hit the norse a deuce of a vack, and gallop'd Miss Podly's little button-mouth vos plaster'd up with mud, Her lovely little satin shoes, and bonnet lined vith pink, Vot Sam had buy'd the day afore, vos now as black as ink. How oft would I turn from her kisses and try, Some cause for a tear; but in earth, sea, or sky, And well I remember, one golden eve, Yet I fancied it ling'ring on Mary's looks, Sure nought under heaven is so constant and bright, Except the blue eyes of my Mary. But Mary is gone! and the heart she led To the cage her enchantments wove it, May flutter unheeded, unfreed, unfed, With no one to cherish, to love it; Near her, I could bear the sweet thraldom as well As her own gay bird of Canary; But the songs that I pour, and the sorrows they tell, Are unwept by the eyes of my Mary. KITTY BRADY AND DENNIS O'CONNOR IN Ireland, that pretty place, Whack fal de ral, &c. Now Dennis was as nate a lad, Whack fal de ral, &c. Now hot with love and whiskey too, Without any more delay, sir, And then at night they went to bed, FAIR NATURE AROUND IN HER LOVE I LOOKED on the ocean, I looked on the sky, I looked on the sea-fowl, as it flew by, I looked on the sun, and he fled with a sigh, But gave a bright hope for to-morrow; He glanced on the scene with a lingering eye, Like a smile from the visage of sorrow. Oh! beautiful was the tremulous star, That rose like a watch on the ocean; And sweet was the music that came from afar, On the heavenly wing of devotion. Fair nature around in her loveliness smiled; And the sun just ceased from his duty, He sunk to his rest like an innocent child, Asleep on the bosom of beauty. TIPPY JACK'S JOURNEY TO BRIGHTON. (Barrett.) Он! ye bucks and ye bloods o' the town, "Tis Jack, o' my Jack so renowned, And this is young Gilpin you see. It was all along driving my gig. SPOKEN.] And as Papa Gilpin's journey to Edmonton has made a bit of noise, I will just give a short description of my intended trip to Brighton. You must know, that my filly, thorough-bred, in turning round the corner of Garlick-hill, took fright at the face of an old clothesman, and, without the least ceremony, pitched me plump into the centre of a mud-cart, where I began to sing Ři um ti iddity um, &c. Well, up I was once more again, My elbows I knowingly squared, SPOKEN.] I was now tossed into a fruit-shop, where the apples and pears rolled one way, and I head-over-heels another. Twig the tailor, says one. You lie, says another, it's the barber.-Oh! thank you, gentlemen, says I, it's only Ri um ti iddity um, &c. So when the damage was paid, For spanking along Piccadilly, I somehow run over a pig, When off set the bitch of a filly, And bundled me out of the gig. LET'S DRINK, MY FRIENDS, WHILE HERE WE LIVE. LET'S drink, my friends, while here we live : The fleeting moments, as they pass, This silent admonition give T'improve our time, and push the glass. When once we've entered Charon's boat, Farewell to drinking, joys divine! There's not a drop to wet our throat,The grave's a cellar void of wine. ....... WHAT WERE LIFE, DEPRIVED OF THEE? [Translated from the German Opera of Abu Hassan. Music by Weber.] THE bird that fortune's power Hath caged from hill and plain, She cleaves the fleecy cloud, And feels of freedom proud. Were life deprived of thee? If thou wert torn from me, love. Oh, Miss Flannikin! Then she began again, SPOKEN.] Oh! this was not the worst job of all; My nose she would pull, and commit other sin "Isn't for after I had paid the butcher two pounds, six- And again; She made me look shy, And she forced me to cry this cruel treatment for Mister O'Finnigin?" Says I, "Miss O'Flan, If you'll wed, I'm your man, fifteen yellow-boys and a fine 'tatoe-garden, Though I own I was vexed when to court you | So, if they won't bury the dead, began again: But now, I confess, You have tipped me heart's ease, For I long to be married," cried Molly O'Flan nikin. But Miss Flannikin Told a big man again That himself was quite fat, and I was as thin again; And, the very next day, Faith, she scampered away; Wasn't this cruel treatment for Mr. O'Finnigin? Now, to gain satisfaction, I entered an action Against this fat fellow that stole Mrs. Finnigin. When for bigamy tried, Och, I thought he'd have died! Why, then we've no call for grave-digging. Craniology now is the go, And phrenologist's wisdom so great, That's to break up the roads for to mend 'em. Play-acting improves every day, For we find Sadler's Wells and the Surrey And they work 'em both for the same money. But here, you must know, I was out in the thing Then managers sure will get rich, For Molly declared That herself was ensnared, And she likewise expected a cow an' a pig of me. And my Molly I lost, While her husband, the thief, was acquitted of bigamy. Then, with joking me And provoking me, I'm mad, I must own, and no sense I shall win again; For, with my folly, And losing my Molly, For they'll never want cash for to pay 'em Improvement's so very improved, And improvements so very combined, Our army and navy improves, This treatment has murdered poor Peter O'Finnigin. And soon they'll invent us a shoe shades, Where the moments so blissfully flew, Ah never, dear youth, let you roam where you The delight of these moments forget. They tell me ye lovers of Erin's green isle And soon, in the light of some lovelier smile, But they know not how brave in the battle you are, Rite fol, &c. That the wearer may never be tired; Rite fol, &c. While honoured with favour by you; They're improving the pledging of goods, A signal that's well understood, By all who are forced to be spouting, Our breakfasts are now much improved, We've steamers invented for hatchings, If hens will but lay us the eggs, Our steam will soon turn them to chickens. They've improved in the making of gas, He espied, as he looked at the moon, Dur churches increase very fast, Rite fol, &c. And we've Methodist chapels afloat, They've improved it for sailors so much That they pull to their prayers in a boat; Our prison discipline's improved, And, to keep wicked people from ill, You must walk on the new treading-mill. They've improved in the making of bread, That there's never a seam to be found; My throat wants improvement also, And cast-iron lungs I shall want, Unless you permit me to go. Rite fol, &c. THE KINDEST OF LOVERS IS JAMIE, MY LOVE AND MY DEAR. O'ER highlands and lowlands, to chase the fleet deer, My bonny braw Jamie will hie; Though highlands and lowlands may please for a day, And chasing the stag has its charms, No, no, tally ho, huzza, and tantara, Yet, the tender, the bravest, the kindest of lovers, WHAT WOULD THAT WOMAN GIVE WERE HER HUSBAND BUT BLIND? (Dibdin.) SHE, who linked by her fate To a sour churlish mate, line, The cold or heat was all as one to Mich.; For lubberly enjoyments he was never known to pine, Nor in a close engagement to an enemy he'd strike. SPOKEN.] But sing-no, d-n it, we could not sing the lee-scuppers are drenched, and too many brave fellows have lost the number of their mess, and gone to Davy Jones's locker. Never mindchance of war! we must all slip our cable some time or other, as our chaplain says; so to it we goes-we tip it her as hot as she can sup it!-Another broadside, my boys!-My eyes, what a crash! her mainmast's gone by the board! the lubbers cry peccavi!-we grapple, and tow her into port!-İ mount the main chains for soundings, heaves the lead under the lee bow, catches its dip upon the quarter, and sings out, "By the mark seven."And sing Ri tol, &c. SPOKEN.] Well, we goes ashore, and there we sees the beach lined with pretty girls, ready to receive us I spies my Poll among them, with tears in her eyes, upon the look-out for her weatherbeaten Mich. What cheer, my lass! how does the land lay? We rushes into each other's arms. D-me, there's a go! what signifies a parcel of And to some smart young flatterer dares not be palaver about happiness, and that ere-can any kind; Who a look fears to steal That her flame would reveal, What would that woman give were her husband but blind? She, in youth's early bloom, To decrepid old age whose hard parents have joined, How blest would she be, Till Death set her free, Could she add to his gout that her husband were blind. In short, we all choose thing equal a return to the girl we love after a long absence? so we steers into the first grog-shop--the bowl goes round-old Scrape tunes his fiddle in the corner-Poll axes me for that ere old hornpipe what I've danced a thousand times-I consents and off I goes, for the honour of Old England and the dear girl I love. And sing In childhood you find us beginning to read, And calling improvement a task. That then we're most happy we doubt to be truth, And think present sorrows the worst; Till our teens, ending boyhood, we jump into youth, With pleasure the pranks of sixteen we rehearse, And now, with good reason, we wisely reflect Till finis allows us scarce time to correct shot; And my name is Squire Arthur O'Bradley, O!Rare Arthur O'Bradley, tight_Arthur O' Bradley, merry Arthur O'Bradley, frolicsome Arthur O'Bradley, tipsy Arthur O'Bradley, reeling Arthur O'Bradley, wise Arthur O'Bradley, foolish Arthur Ŏ'Bradley, handsome Arthur O'Bradley, dancing Arthur O'Bradley, capering Arthur O'Bradley, wonderful Arthur O'Bradley, 01-0 rare Squire Arthur O'Bradley, O! He left me a silver spoon, a barrow without a handle, A lantern like a full moon, that could hold a farthing candle; He left me an old tom-cat, with walnut-shells to his hose, My hen in the forehead is fat, and my bellows they want a nose; That I might have a good bed, he left me three curtain-rings; My thrush, though with fig-dust fed, in April sel dom sings; He left me a bacon-rack, a pitcher with but one crack In my chair a bottom will put, and then mouth will shut; my And my name is Squire Arthur O'Bradley, O! &c. He left me a wooden wedge, besides a milking pail, A piece of an old bee-hive, and a broken threshing flail, A dozen of leather buttons tied to a leather string, Two left-handed gloves, and my grandmother's wedding ring, A chamber-pot as good as ever was made of wood, Frying-pan, rake, and reel, with the spin of a spinning-wheel; He left me a rusty sword, a piece of a quarter-staff! With several other things, but I have forgot one half, As the portion of Arthur O'Bradley, O! And I'm rare Squire Arthur O'Bradley, &c. ALL IN BROWN; OR, FAIR CONDITIONS FOR A REGULAR SUPPLY OF MAIDS. Air-" Had I a Heart for Falsehood framed." (E. J. B. Box.) O! HAVE you seen my charming fair, Or all my hopes are hopped away When Peg first taught my heart to wish, For she that day was crying fish, And for a maid I dealt! My maid brought to me nicely drest, That never man was yet more blest Now, since that day I ne'er could spy Her charming wooden leg! If she'll bring home, each day through life, O! tell her, truly I'm sincere And chaste; such my desire, So say, and add, to-day at two, I'll take of MAID, in POUNDS a few, ... THE UNION OF LOVE AND WINE. A GLEE. (T. E. Hook.) BACCHUS and Venus once in heaven Kept up a clamorous war, She wondered for what wine was given, He swore love's soft, enerving joys At length, to appease the scolds divine, That love should be the friend of wine, Having nothing, thought divine, Piercing darts, And bleeding hearts, Bacchus, Venus, love, and wine. |