XXIV. What with a small diversity of climate, XXV, But I am sick of politics. Begin, Above the ice had like a skater glided: With some of those fair creaturcs who have prided Themselves on innocent tantalisation, And hate all vice except its reputation, XXVI, But these are few, and in the end they make That even the purest people may mistake Their way through virtue's primrose paths of snows; And then men stare, as if a new ass spake To Balaam, and from tongue to ear o'erflows Quicksilver small talk, ending (if you note it) [it?" With the kind world's amen-"Who would have thought XXVII, The little Leila, with her orient eyes, (Which saw all western things with small surprise, 388 XXVIII. The women much divided -as is usual Amongst the sex in little things or great. Think not, fair creatures, that I mean to abuse you all And now there was a general sensation XXIX. In one point only were you settled and You had reason; 't was that a young child of grace, As beautiful as her own native land, And far away, the last bud of her race, Howe'er our friend Don Juan might command Would be much better taught beneath the eye XXX. So first there was a generous emulation, But sixteen dowagers, ten unwed she sages, XXXI. And one or two sad, separate wives, without And all her points as thorough-bred to show: Tastes their first season (mostly if they have money). XXXII. How all the needy honourable misters, (Who, by the by, when clever, are more handy XXXIII. Each aunt, each cousin, hath her speculation; I've known them court an heiress for their love. "Tantæne! Such the virtues of high station, Even in the hopeful Isle, whose outlet 's "Dover!" While the poor rich wretch, object of these cares, Has cause to wish her sire had had male heirs. XXXIV. Some are soon bagg'd, and some reject three dozen. And wild dismay o'er every angry cousin "Unless Miss (Blank) meant to have chosen Poor Frederick, why did she accord perusals To his billets? Why waltz with him? Why, I pray, Look yes last night, and yet say no to-day? The time will come she 'll wish that she had snatch'd So good an opportunity, no doubt: But the old marchioness some plan had hatch'd, As I'll tell Aurea at to-morrow's rout: And after all poor Frederick may do better Pray did you see her answer to his letter?" 390 CANTO XII. XXXVI. Smart uniforms and sparkling coronets Some gentleman, who fights, or writes, or drives, For sometimes they accept some long pursuer, (If 't is not vain examples to recall) * To draw a high prize: now, howe'er he got her, I XXXVIII. I, for my part- Albeit my years were less discreet than few ; Those became one who soon were to be two, XXXIX. Oh, pardon my digression or at least My Muse by exhortation means to mend *This line may puzzle the commentators more than the present generation. XL. But now I'm going to be immoral; now That till we see what 's what in fact, we 're far XLI. But first of little Leila we 'll dispose; For like a day-dawn she was young and pure, Or like the old comparison of snows, Which are more pure than pleasant to be sure. Like many people every body knows, Don Juan was delighted to secure A goodly guardian for his infant charge, XLII. Besides, he had found out he was no tutor (I wish that others would find out the same); And rather wish'd in such things to stand neuter, For silly wards will bring their guardians blame : So when he saw each ancient dame a suitor To make his little wild Asiatic tame, Consulting" the Society for Vice Suppression," Lady Pinchbeck was his choice. XLIII. Olden she was - but had been very young; That In fact, there's nothing makes me so much grieve, As that abominable tittle-tattle, Which is the cud eschew'd by human cattle. |