But think upon my grief, a lady's grief; Which heaven and fortune still reward with plagues. Egl. Madam, I pity much your grievances; Recking as little what betideth me As much I wish all good befortune you. Sil. This evening coming. At friar Patrick's cell, Where I intend holy confession. Good morrow, gentle lady. Sil. Good morrow, kind Sir Eglamour. SCENE IV.-The same. Enter LAUNCE, with his dog. [Exeunt. Laun. When a man's servant shall play the cur with him, look you, it goes hard: .: one that I brought up of a puppy: one that I saved from drowning, when three or four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it! I have taught himeven as one would say precisely, Thus I would teach a dog. I was sent to deliver him as a present to Mistress Silvia from my master; and I came no sooner into the diningchamber but he steps me to her trencher and steals her capon's leg. O, 'tis a foul thing when a cur cannot keep himself in all companies! I would have, as one should say, one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be, as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not had more wit than he, to take a fault upon me that he did, I think verily he had been hang'd for't; sure as I live he had suffer'd for't: you shall judge. He thrusts me himself into the company of three or four gentleman-like dogs under the duke's table: he had not been there-bless the mark-a pissing while, but all the chamber smelt him. Out with the dog, says one; What cur is that? says another; Whip him out, says a third; You Hang him up, says the duke. I, having been acquainted with the smell before, knew it was Crab; and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogs: Friend, quoth I, you mean to whip the dog? Ay, marry do I, quoth he. do him the more wrong, quoth I; 'twas I did the thing you wot of. He makes me no more ado, but whips me out of the chamber. How many masters would do this for their servant? Nay, I'll be sworn, I have sat in the stocks for puddings he hath stolen, otherwise he had been executed: I have stood on the pillory for geese he hath killed, otherwise he had suffer'd for't: thou think'st not of this now!--Nay, I remember the trick you served me when I took my leave of Madam Silvia; did not I bid thee still mark me and do as I do? When did'st thou see me heave up my leg and make water against a gentlewoman's farthingale? did'st thou ever see me do such a trick? Enter PROTEUS and JULIA. Pro. Sebastian is thy name? I like thee well, And will employ thee in some service presently. Jul. In what you please;-I will do what I can. Pro. I hope thou wilt.-How now, you whoreson peasant? [TO LAUNCE. Where have you been these two days loitering? Laun. Marry, sir, I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you bade me. Pro. And what says she to my little jewel? Laun. Marry, she says your dog was a cur; and tells you currish thanks is good enough for such a present. Pro. But she received my dog? Laun. No, indeed, she did not; here have I brought him back again. Pro. What! didst thou offer her this from me? Laun. Ay, sir; the other squirrel was stolen from me by the hangman's boys in the market-place: and then I offer'd her mine own; who is a dog as big as ten of yours, and therefore the gift the greater. Pro. Go, get thee hence and find my dog again, Or ne'er return again into my sight. Away, I say. Stay'st thou to vex me here? A slave that, still an end, turns me to shame. [Exit LAUNCE. Sebastian, I have entertain'd thee, Partly that I have need of such a youth That can with some discretion do my business, For 'tis no trusting to yond foolish lout; But, chiefly, for thy face and thy behaviour, Which-if my augury deceive me not— She loved me well deliver'd it to me. Jul. It seems you loved not her, to leave her token: She's dead, belike. Pro. Jul. Alas! Not so: I think she lives. Pro. Why dost thou cry, Alas! Jul. I cannot choose but pity her. Pro. Wherefore should'st thou pity her? Jul. Because, methinks, that she loved you as well As you do love your lady Silvia: She dreams on him that has forgot her love; Pro. Well, give her that ring, and therewithal A fox to be the shepherd of thy lambs; Alas, poor fool! why do I pity him This ring I gave him, when he parted from me, To plead for that which I would not obtain; To carry that which I would have refused; To praise his faith, which I would have dispraised. But cannot be true servant to my master As, heaven it knows, I would not have him speed. Enter SILVIA, attended. Gentlewoman, good day! I pray you, be my mean Sil. What would you with her if that I be she? Jul. From my master, Sir Proteus, madam. [Picture brought. Sil. Ursula, bring my picture there. Jul. Madam, please you peruse this letter. Sil. I pray thee, let me look on that again. I will not look upon your master's lines: I know they are stuff'd with protestations, And full of new-found oaths; which he will break Jul. Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring. Sil. The more shame for him that he sends it me; Though his false finger have profaned the ring, Jul. She thanks you. Sil. What say'st thou? Jul. I thank you, madam, that you tender her: Poor gentlewoman! my master wrongs her much. Jul. Almost as well as I do know myself: That I have wept an hundred several times. Sil. Belike she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her. Jul. I think she doth, and that's her cause of sorrow. Sil. Is she not passing fair? Jul. She hath been fairer, madam, than she is: When she did think my master loved her well, And pinch'd the lily-tincture of her face, Jul. About my stature: for at Pentecost, Sil. She is beholden to thee, gentle youth!- I weep myself, to think upon thy words. Here, youth, there is my purse: I give thee this For thy sweet mistress' sake, because thou lov'st her. [Exit SILVIA. Jul. And she shall thank you for't if e'er you know her. A virtuous gentlewoman, mild and beautiful. I hope my master's suit will be but cold, If this fond love were not a blinded god? Thou shalt be worshipp'd, kiss'd, lov'd, and ador'd; |