POOR CONSOLATION.-A clergyman said that he once visited a lady of his parish who had just lost her husband, in order to offer her consolation, and upon her earnest inquiries as to the reunion of families in heaven, he strongly asserted his belief in that fact. When she asked with anxiety whether any time must elapse before friends would be able to find each other in the next world, he emphatically said, "No, they will be united at once." He was thinking of the happiness of being able to offer the relief of such a faith, when she broke in upon his meditations by exclaiming sadly, "Well, his first wife has got him again, then, by this time." PERPETUAL MOTION.-A dog's tail. PERPETUAL COMMOTION.-A scold's tongue. Mrs. Brown to Mrs. Jones: "Dear Mary, please lend me your best black bonnet, and black shawl with the crape trimmings, and let them be sent smart, as I'm going up town and must look respectable. "P.S.-John's just dead." John was her husband. In some American hotels the lady who has had the greatest number of husbands walks out first; a novice who has only had one husband is "small potatoes." ANSWERS TO ENIGMAS. I.-To-morrow. II.-A wafer. III. The letter R. IV. A newspaper. V. An umbrella. VI. The first letter of each line gives the answer. VIII.-Read down from the first word, and then up; and the riddle will become apparent. THE VICTORIA MAGAZINE. JANUARY, 1879. REASONLESS-REALISM. R EASON has fled-within the clouded brain That finds relief in silence and in sighs. A fair wreck, truly! Fragile form and face That many men have praisèd; with a mind, Which wove and wrought strange fancies with true grace Ah, trustful clinging child! Heaven's heavy rain Dawn for the doubter! Dawn for those who weep P We shall be wise--and wisdom making pure And bonds of brotherhood be firmer knit. And she, our darling, when those good days come Life shall be real to her in sunny climes, Where those who have been lost to earthly life Shall realise long dreamt-of halcyon times, And reap the joy with which high heaven is rife. The reasonless shall realise! Alas! And are we not all lacking reason? So LEONARD LLOYD. |