VIII. There's doubtless something in domestic doings, For no one cares for matrimonial cooings, IX. All tragedies are finished by a death, For authors fear description might disparage The worlds to come of both, or fall beneath, And then both worlds would punish their miscarriage; So leaving each their priest and prayer-book ready, They say no more of Death or of the lady. X. The only two that in my recollection Have sung of heaven and hell, or marriage, are (Such things, in fact, it don't ask much to mar); But Dante's Beatrice and Milton's Eve Were not drawn from their spouses, you perceive. XI. Some persons say that Dante meant theology Deem this a commentator's phantasy, Unless, indeed, it was from his own knowledge he I think that Dante's more abstruse ecstatics XII. Haidee and Juan were not married, but The fault was theirs, not mine: it is not fair, The blame on me, unless you wish they were; XIII. Yet they were happy, happy in the illicit XIV. Let not his mode of raising cash seem strange, His title, and 'tis nothing but taxation; XV. The good old gentleman had been detained By winds and waves, and some important captures ; And, in the hope of more, at sea remain'd, Although a squall or two had damp'd his raptures, In number'd lots; they all had cuffs and collars, XVI. Some he disposed of off Cape Matapan, XVII. The merchandise was served in the same way, All which selected from the spoil he gathers, XVIII. A monkey, a Dutch mastiff, a maccaw, Two parrots, with a Persian cat and kittens, He chose from several animals he saw A terrier, too, which once had been a Briton's, Who dying on the coast of Ithaca, The peasants gave the poor dumb thing a pittance; These to secure in this strong blowing weather, He caged in one huge hamper altogether. XIX. Then having settled his marine affairs, He shaped his course to where his daughter fair Continued still her hospitable cares; But that part of the coast being shoal and bare, And rough with reefs which ran out many a mile, His port lay on the other side o'the isle, XX. And there he went ashore without delay, XXI. Arriving at the summit of a hill Which overlook'd the white walls of his home, He stopp'd.-What singular emotions fill Their bosoms who have been induced to roam! With fluttering doubts if all be well or ill With love for many, and with fears for some; All feelings which o'erleap the years long lost, And bring our hearts back to their starting-post. XXII. The approach of home to husbands and to sires, (None trusts the sex more, or so much admires- XXIII. An honest gentleman at his return May not have the good fortune of Ulysses; Not all lone matrons for their husbands mourn, Or shew the same dislike to suitors' kisses; The odds are that he finds a handsome urn To his memory, and two or three young misses Born to some friend, who holds his wife and riches, And that his Argus bites him by the breeches. XXIV. If single, probably his plighted fair Has in his absence wedded some rich miser; But all the better, for the happy pair May quarrel, and the lady growing wiser, As cavalier servente, or despise her; XXV. And oh! ye gentlemen who have already I've known the absent wrong'd four times a-day. XXVI. Lambro, our sea-solicitor, who had Much less experience of dry land than ocean, On seeing his own chimney-smoke, felt glad ; But not knowing metaphysics, had no notion Of the true reason of his not being sad, Or that of any other strong emotion; He loved his child, and would have wept the loss of her, But knew the cause no more than a philosopher. XXVII. He saw his white walls shining in the sun, The distant dog-bark; and perceived between The moving figures, and the sparkling sheen L |