Mr. SMYTHE, having read about Life Insurance, He calls at the Insurance Office; whereat the offidreams thereof, as follows: cials rejoice greatly. Meeteth with Accident Number One. Life not lost. The Physician declareth that his brain, lungs, and He leaveth the Office. heart are affected.-Premium accordingly. Trying to cross Broadway, he falleth into trouble. The pavement gives way, and he falleth into a Reacheth Home.-Camphene Explosion-Hair burnt off.-Presence of Mind of Mrs. S. The Doctor consoleth him by the assurance that Goeth to the country to recruit. Meeteth an achis wounds are not mortal. Tries Fishing. Falleth into the water; but is not Goeth to Philadelphia via Camden and Amboy quite drowned. R. R.-Natural consequences follow. On board a Steamer. Is blown up. What he Awakes.-Finds he is really blown up-by Wife dreamt became of him. for putting Foot on Baby. Examines himself.-Finds it was all a Dream; Best to be on the safe side. Proceeds to get his Life insured. |