Ant. Villain, thou lieft; for even her Didft thou deliver to me on the Mart. S. Dro. I never fpake with her in all my Life. Adr. How ill agrees it with your Gravity, Who all for want of pruning, with Intrufion, Ant. To me fhe fpeaks; the moves me for her Theam; What, was I marry'd to her in my Dream? Or fleep I now, and think I hear all this? I'll entertain the freed Fallacy. Luc. Dromio, go bid the Servants fpread for Dinner. They'll fuck our Breath, or pinch us black and blue. Dromio, thou Dromio, Snail, thou Slug, thou Sot? S. Dro. Nay, Mafter, both in Mind and in my Shape. S. Dro. No; I am an Ape. Luc. If thou art chang'd to ought, 'tis to an Afs. S. Dro. 'Tis true, fhe rides me, and I long for Grafs. 'Tis fo; I am an Afs; elfe it could never be, But I fhould know her as well as the knows me. Adr. Adr. Come, come, no longer will I be a Fool, Whilft Man and Mafter laughs my Woes to fcorn. Say, he dines forth, and let no Creature enter: Ant. Am I in Earth, in Heaven, or in Hell? And in this Mift at all Adventures go. S. Dro. Mafter, fhall I be Porter at the Gate? ACT III. SCENE I. Enter Antipholis of Ephefus, Dromio of Ephefus, Angelo and Balthazar. E. Ant. G My Wife is fhrewith when I keep not Hours; Ood Signior Angelo, you must excuse us all : Say, that I linger'd with you at your Shop And that to Morrow you will bring it Home. Thou Drunkard thou, what didft thou mean by this? E. Dro. Say what you will, Sir, but I know what I know, That you beat me at the Mart, I have your Hand to show; If the Skin were Parchment, and the Blows you gave were Ink, Your Hand-writing would tell you what I think. E. Ant. I think thou art an Ass. E. Dro. Marry, fo it doth appear By the Wrongs I fuffer, and the Blows I bear; I should kick being kickt; and being at that pass, E. Ant. Y'are fad, Signior Balthazar: Pray God our Cheer May anfwer my good Will, and your good Welcome here. Bal. I hold your Dainties cheap, Sir, and your welcome dear. E. Ant. Ah Signior Balthazar, either at Flesh or Fish, A Table-full of welcome makes scarce one dainty Dish. Bal. Good Meat, Sir, is common, that every Churl affords. E. Ant. And Welcome more common; for that's nothing but Words. Bal. Small Cheer, and great Welcome, makes a merry Feaft. E. Ant. Ay, to a niggardly Hoft, and more fparing Gueft: But tho' my Cates be mean, take them in good part; Better Cheer may you have, but not with a better Heart. But foft; my Door is lockt; go bid them let us in. E. Dro. Mand, Bridget, Marian, Cifly, Gillian, Ginn. S. Dro. within. Mome, Malt-horse, Capon, Coxcomb, Idiot Patch. Either get thee from the Door, or fit down at the Hatch: Doft thou conjure for Wenches, that thou call'st for such store, When one is one too many? Go, get thee from the Door. E. Dro. What Patch is made our Porter? My Mafter ftays in the Street. S. Dro. Let him walk from whence he came, left he E. Ant. Who talks within there? Hoa, open the Door. E. Ant. Wherefore? for my Dinner: I have not din'd to S. Dro. Nor to Day here you must not: Come again when you may. E. Ant. What art thou that keep'ft me out from the House S. Dro. The Porter for this time, Sir, and my Name is Dromio. E.Dro. O Villain, thou haft stol'n both mine Office and my Name. The one ne'er got me Credit, the other mickle Blame; VOL. I. U If If thou hadft been Dromio to Day in my place, Thou wouldst have chang'd thy Face for a Name, or thy Name for an Afs. Luce. within. What a Coile is there, Dromio? Who are those at the Gate?. E. Dro. Let my Mafter in, Luce. Luce. Faith, no; he comes too late; and fo tell your Master. E. Dro. O Lord, I muft laugh; have at you with a Proverb. Shall I fet in my Staff? Luce. Have at you with another; that's when? Can you tell? S. Dro. If thy Name be called Luce, Luce, thou haft anfwer'd him well. E. Ant. Do you hear, you Minion, you'll let us in, I hope? Luce. I thought to have askt you. S. Dro. And you faid, no. E. Dro. So, come, help, well ftruck; there was Blow for E. Ant. Thou Baggage, let me in. E. Ant. You'll cry for this, Minion, if I beat the Door down. Luce. What needs all that, and a pair of Stocks in the Town? Adr. within. Who is that at the Door that keeps all this Noife? S. Dro. By my Troth, your Town is troubled with unruly Boys. E. Ant. Are you there, Wife? You might have come before. Adr. Your Wife, Sir Knave! Go get you from the Door. E. Dro. If you went in pain, Mafter, this Knave would go fore. Ang. Here is neither Cheer, Sir, nor Welcome; we would fain have either. Bal. In debating which was beft, we fhall part with nei ther. E. Dro. E. Dro. They ftand at the Door, Mafter; bid them Welcome hither. E. Ant. There is fomething in the Wind, that we cannot get in. E. Dro. You would fay fo, Mafter, if your Garments were thin. Your Cake here is warm within: You ftand here in the Cold. It would make a Man as mad as a Buck to be fo bought and fold. E. Ant. Go fetch me fomething, I'll break ope the Gate. S. Dro. Break any breaking here, and I'll break your Knave's Pate. E. Dro. A Man may, break a Word with you, Sir, and Ay, and break it in your Face, fo he break it not behind. E. Dro. Here's too much: Out upon thee; I pray thee let me in. S. Dro. Ay, when Fowls have no Feathers, and Fish have no Fin. E. Ant. Well, I'll break in; go borrow me a Crow. E. Dro. A Crow without Feather, Mafter, mean you fo? Plead on her part fome Cause to you unknown; And let us to the Tyger all to Dinner, U 2 Now |