KING. It falls right. You have been talk'd of since your travel much, LAER. What part is that, my lord? I've seen myself, and serv'd against, the French, Come short of what he did. LAER. KING. A Norman. LAER. Upon my life, Lamond. KING. A Norman was 't? The very same. LAER. I know him well: he is the brooch, indeed, And gem of all the nation. KING. He made confession of you; And gave you such a masterly report, For art and exercise in your defence, And for your rapier most especially, That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed, If one could match you: the scrimers of their nation, He swore, had neither motion, guard, nor eye, If you oppos'd them. Sir, this report of his LAER. What out of this, my lord? KING. Laertes, was your father dear to you? Or are you like the painting of a sorrow, A face without a heart? LAER. Why ask you this? KING. Not that I think you did not love your father; But that I know love is begun by time; And that I see, in passages of proof, For goodness, growing to a plurisy, Dies in his own too-much: that we would do, We should do when we would; for this 'would' changes, As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents; That hurts by easing. But, to the quick o' the ulcer:- To show yourself your father's son in deed More than in words? LAER. To cut his throat i' the church. KING. No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize; The Frenchman gave you; bring you, in fine, together, LAER. I will do 't: And, for that purpose, I'll anoint my sword. I bought an unction of a mountebank, So mortal, that but dip a knife in it, Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare, KING. Let's further think of this; Weigh what convenience both of time and means May fit us to our shape: if this should fail, And that our drift look through our bad performance, If this should blast in proof. Soft!-let me see :- ΙΙΟ 120 130 140 150 I ha't: When in your motion you are hot and dry (As make your bouts more violent to that end), QUEEN. One woe doth tread upon another's heel, QUEEN. There is a willow grows aslant a brook, Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them : There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide; Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes; Or like a creature native and indu'd LAER. Alas, then, she is drown'd? LAER. Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia, It is our trick; nature her custom holds, Let shame say what it will: when these are gone, Let's follow, Gertrude : I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze, 170 180 [Exit. 190 [Exeunt. ACT V SCENE I-A Churchyard Enter two Clowns, with spades, etc. FIRST CLO. Is she to be buried in Christian burial that wilfully seeks her own salvation? SEC. CLO, I tell thee she is; and therefore make her grave straight the crowner hath sat on her, and finds it Christian burial. FIRST CLO. How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her own defence? SEC. CLO. Why, 'tis found so. 12 FIRST CLO. It must be se offendendo; it cannot be else. For here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly, it argues an act: and an act hath three branches; it is, to act, to do, and to perform argal, she drowned herself wittingly. SEC. CLO. Nay, but hear you, goodman delver,FIRST CLO. Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here stands the man; good: if the man go to this water, and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he goes,-mark you that; but if the water come to him and drown him, he drowns not himself: argal, he that is not guilty of his own death shortens not his own life. SEC. CLO. But is this law? FIRST CLO. Ay, marry, is 't; crowner's quest-law. 20 If this had not been a gentlewoman, she should have been buried out of Christian burial. FIRST CLO. Why, there thou sayst: and the more pity that great folk should have countenance in this world to drown or hang themselves, more than their even Christian.-Come, my spade. There is no ancient gentlemen but gardeners, ditchers, and grave-makers: they hold up Adam's profession. SEC. CLO. Was he a gentleman? FIRST CLO. He was the first that ever bore arms. SEC. CLO. Why, he had none. 30 FIRST CLO. What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the Scripture? The Scripture says, Adam digged: could he dig without arms? I'll put another question to thee: if thou answerest me not to the purpose, confess thyself— SEC. CLO. Go to. FIRST CLO. What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter? SEC. CLO. The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants. 4I FIRST CLO. I like thy wit well, in good faith: the gallows does well; but how does it well? it does well to those who do ill: now, thou dost ill to say the gallows is built stronger than the church: argal, the gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come. SEC. CLO. Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, or a carpenter? FIRST CLO. Ay, tell me that, and unyoke. SEC. CLO. Marry, now I can tell. FIRST CLO. To't. SEC. CLO. Mass, I cannot tell. Enter HAMLET and HORATIO, at a distance 50 FIRST CLO. Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating; and, when you are asked this question next, say, a grave-maker,—the houses that he makes last till doomsday. Go, get thee to Yaughan; fetch me a stoop of liquor. [Exit Sec. Clown. [He digs, and sings. In youth, when I did love, did love, To contract, O, the time, for, ah, my behove, O, methought, there was nothing meet. 60 HAM. Has this fellow no feeling of his business, that he sings at grave-making? HOR. Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness. HAM. 'Tis e'en so: the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense. FIRST CLO. But age, with his stealing steps, And hath shipped me intil the land, [Sings. [Throws up a skull. HAM. That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once: how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if it were Cain's jaw-bone, that did the first murder! This might be the pate of a politician, which this ass now o'er-reaches; one that would circumvent God, might it not? HOR. It might, my lord. HAM. Or of a courtier; which could say, 'Good morrow, sweet lord! How dost thou, good lord?' This might be my lord such-a-one, that praised my lord such-a-one's horse, when he meant to beg it,—might it not? 80 |