Do ufe you for my fool, and chat with you, And make a common of my ferious hours. S. Dro. Sconce, call you it? fo you would leave battering, I had rather have it a head; an you use thefe blows long, I must get a fconce for my head, and infconce it too, or elfe I fhall feek my wit in my fhoulders: but, I pray, Sir, why am I beaten? Ant. Doft thou not know? S. Dro. Nothing, Sir, but that I am beaten. S. Dro. Ay, Sir, and wherefore; for, they say, every why hath a wherefore. Ant. Why, firft, for flouting me; and then wherefore, for urging it the fecond time to me. S. Dro. Was there ever any man thus beaten out of season, When, in the why, and wherefore, is neither rhime nor reafon ? Well, Sir, I thank you. Ant. Thank me, Sir, for what? S. Dra. Marry, Sir, for this fomething that you gave me for nothing. Ant. I'll make you amends next, to give you nothing for fomething. But fay, Sir, is it dinner-time? S. Dro. No, Sir, I think, the meat wants that I have. Ant. In good time, Sir; what's that? S. Dro. Bafting. Ant. Well, Sir, then 'twill be dry. S. Dro. If it be, Sir, I pray you eat none of it, S. Dro. Left it make you cholerick, and purchase me another dry-bafting. Ant. 1 Ant. Well, Sir, learn to jeft in good time; there's a time for all things. S. Dro. I durft have deny'd that, before you were fo cholerick. Ant. By what rule, Sir? S. Dro. Marry, Sir, by a rule as plain as the plain bald pate of father Time himself. Ant. Let's hear it. S. Dro. There's no time for a man to recover his hair, that grows bald by nature. Ant. May he not do it by fine and recovery? S. Dro. Yes, to pay a fine for a peruke, and recover the loft hair of another man. Ant. Why is Time fuch a niggard of hair, being, as it is, fo plentiful an excrement? S. Dro. Because it is a bleffing that he bestows on beafts; and what he hath fcanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit. Ant. Why, but there's many a man hath more hair than wit. S. Dro. Not a man of those, but he hath the wit to lofe his hair. Ant. Why, thou didft conclude hairy men plain dealers without wit. S. Dro. The plainer dealer, the fooner loft; yet he lofeth it in a kind of jollity. Ant. For what reason? S. Dro. For two, and found ones too. Ant. Nay, not fure in a thing falfing. Ant. Name them. S. Dro. The one to fave the mony that he spends in tyring; the other, that at dinner they fhould not drop in his porridge. Ant. You would all this time have prov'd, there is no time for all things. S. Dro. Marry, and did, Sir; namely, no time to recover hair loft by nature. Ant. But your reason was not fubftantial, why there is no time to recover. S. Dro. Thus I mend it: Time himself is bald, and therefore to the world's end will have bald followers. Ant. I knew, 'twould be a bald conclufion; but, foft! who wafts us yonder? SCENE NE V. Enter Adriana, and Luciana. Adr. Ay, ay, Antipholis, look ftrange and frown, Some other miftrefs hath thy fweet afpects: I am not Adriana, nor thy wife. The time was once, when thou, unurg'd, wouldft vow, That never words were mufick to thine ear, That never object pleafing in thine eye, That never touch well welcome to thy hand, Unless I fpake, or look'd, or touch'd, or carv'd. That, undividable, incorporate, Am better than thy dear felf's better part. As take from me thyfelf, and not me too. I know thou can't; and therefore, fee thou do it, My blood is mingled with the crime of luft+: Being ftrumpeted by thy contagion. Keep then fair league, and truce with thy true bed; Ant. Plead you to me, fair dame? I know you not: In Ephefus I am but two hours old, As ftrange unto your town as to your talk. I am poffefs'd with an adul My blood is mingled with the CRIME of luft] Both the integrity of the metaphor, and the word bt, in the preceding line, fhew that we fhould read; with the GRIME of luft: i. e. the ftain, fmut. So again in this play,-A man may go over fboes in the GRIME of it. WARBURTON. -51 live diftain'd, thou undif bonoured.] To diftaine (from the French Word, dftaindre) fignifies, to ftain, defile, pollute. But the Context requires a Senfe quite oppofite. We muft either read, unflain'd; or, by adding an Hyphen, and giving the Prepofition a privative Force, read dif-ftain'd; and then it will mean, unflain'd, undefiled. THEOBALD. Who, Who, every word by all my wit being scann'd, Luc. Fy, brother! how the world is chang'd with you; When were you wont to use my fifter thus ? S. Dro. By me? Adr. By thee; and thus thou didst return from him, That he did buffet thee; and in his blows Deny'd my houfe for his, me for his wife, Ant. Did you converfe, Sir, with this gentlewoman? What is the courfe and drift of your compact? S. Dro. I, Sir? I never faw her 'till this time. Ant. Villain, thou lieft; for even her very words Didit thou deliver to me on the mart. S. Dro. I never spoke with her in all my life. Ant. How can the thus then call us by our names, Unless it be by inspiration? Adr. How ill agrees it with your gravity, Who, all for want of pruning, with intrusion Ant. To me the speaks; the moves me for her theam: What, was I marry'd to her in my dream? -you are from me exempt.] the wrong of feparation, yet injure Exempt, feparated, parted. The not with contempt me who am alfenfe is, if I am doomed to fuffer, ready injured. Or |