most; King. You all look strangely on me :-and you How might a prince of my great hopes forget 4 King. You are right, Justice, and you weigh this well; Therefore still bear the balance and the sword; My voice shall sound as you do prompt mine ear; And flow henceforth in formal majesty. [Exeunt. SCENE III.-Gloucestershire. The Garden of Shallow's House. Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, SILENCE, BARDOLPH, the Page, and DAVY. Shal. Nay, you shall see mine orchard: where, in an arbor, we will eat a last year's pippin of my own graffing, with a dish of carraways, and so forth;— come, cousin Silence;-and then to bed. Fal. 'Fore God, you have here a goodly dwelling, and a rich. Shal. Barren, barren, barren; beggars all, beggars all, sir John:-marry, good air.- Spread, Davy; spread, Davy; well said, Davy. Fal. This Davy serves you for good uses; he is your serving-man, and your husbandman. Shal. A good varlet, a good varlet, a very good varlet, sir John.-By the mass, I have drunk too much sack at supper:-A good varlet. Now sit down, now sit down:-come, cousin. Sil. Ah, sirrah! quoth-a,-we shall [Singing. And ever among so merrily. Fal. There's a merry heart!-Good master Silence, I'll give you a health for that anon. Shal. Give master Bardolph some wine, Davy. Davy. Sweet sir, sit; [Seating BARDOLPH and the Page at another table.] I'll be with you anon ;— most sweet sir, sit.- -Master page, good master page, sit: proface! What you want in meat, we'll have in drink. But you must bear; the heart's all. [Exit. Shal. Be merry, master Bardolph:-and my little soldier there, be merry. Sil. Be merry, be merry, my wife's as all; [Singing. For women are shrews, both short and tall; 'Tis merry in hall, when beards wag all, And welcome merry shrove-tide. Be merry, be merry, &c. Fal. I did not think master Silence had been a man of this mettle. Sil. Who, I? I have been merry twice and once, ere now. Re-enter DAVY. Davy. There is a dish of leather-coats for you. [Setting them before BARDOLPH. Shal. Davy,Davy. Your worship?-I'll be with you straight. [To BARD.]-A cup of wine, sir? • Summon. • Italian, much good may it do you. Apples commonly called russetines. And drink unto the lady mine; Fal. Well said, master Silence, Sil. And we shall be merry;-now comes in the sweet of the night. Fal. Health and long life to you, master Silence. Sil. Fill the cup, and let it come; Tll pledge you a mile to the bottom. Shal. Honest Bardolph, welcome: If thou wantest any thing, and wilt not call, beshrew thy heart. Welcome, my little tiny thief; [To the Page.] and welcome, indeed, too. I'll drink to master Bardolph, and to all the cavaleroes about London. Davy. I hope to see London once ere I die. Bard. An I might see you there, Davy,Shal. By the mass, you'll crack a quart together. Ha! will you not, master Bardolph ? Bard. Yes, sir, in a pottle pot. Shal. I thank thee:-The knave will stick by thee, I can assure thee that: he will not out: he is true bred. Bard. And I'll stick by him, sir. Shal. Why, there spoke a king. Lack nothing: be merry. [Knocking heard.] Look who's at door there: Ho! who knocks? [Exit DAVY. Fal. Why, now you have done me right. [To SILENCE, who drinks a bumper. Sil. Do me right, [Singing. And dub me knight:" Samingo. Is't not so? Fal. 'Tis so. Shal. Harry the fourth. Pist. A foutra for thine office! Sir John, thy tender lambkin now is king; Harry the fifth's the man. I speak the truth: When Pistol lies, do this; and fig me, like The bragging Spaniard. Fal. What is the old king dead? Pist. As nail in door: the things I speak, are just. Fal. Away, Bardolph; saddle my horse.-Master Robert Shallow, choose what office thou wilt in the land, 'tis thine.-Pistol, I will double-charge thee with dignities. Bard. O joyful day !-I would not take a knighthood for my fortune. Pist. What? I do bring good news? Fal. Carry master Silence to bed.-Master Shallow, my lord Shallow, be what thou wilt, I am fortune's steward. Get on thy boots; we'll ride all night:-0, sweet Pistol:-Away Bardolph. [Exit BARD.]-Come, Pistol, utter more to me; and withal, devise something, to do thyself good.— | Boot, boot, master Shallow; I know, the young king is sick for me. Let us take any man's horses; the laws of England are at my commandment. Happy are they which have been my friends; and woe to my lord chief Justice! Pist. Let vultures vile seize on his lungs also! Where is the life that late I led? say they: Sil. Is't so? Why, then say, an old man can do Why, here it is; Welcome these pleasant days. somewhat. Re-enter DAVY. Davy. An it please your worship, there's one Pistol come from the court with news. Fal. From the court! let him come in.- How now, Pistol? Pist. God save you, sir John! Fal. What wind blew you hither, Pistol? Pist. Not the ill wind which blows no man to good. Sweet knight, thou art now one of the greatest men in the realm. [Exeunt. SCENE IV.-London. A Street. Enter Beadles, dragging in HOSTESS QUICKLY, and DOLL TEAR-SHEET. Host. No, thou arrant knave; I would I might die, that I might have thee hanged: thou hast drawn my shoulder out of joint. 1 Bead. The constables have delivered her over to me; and she shall have whipping-cheer enough, warrant her: There hath been a man or two lately killed about her. Doll. Nut-hook, nut-hook,' you lie. Come on; Sil. By'r lady, I think 'a be; but goodman Puff I'll tell thee what, thou damned tripe-visaged ras of Barson. Pist. Puff? Puff in thy teeth, most recreant coward base!- this world. Pist. A foutra for the world, and worldlings base! I speak of Africa, and golden joys. Fal. O base Assyrian knight, what is thy news? Let king Cophetua know the truth thereof. Sil. And Robin Hood, Scarlet, and John. [Sings. Pist. Shall dunghill curs confront the Helicons? And shall good news be baffled? Then, Pistol, lay thy head in Furies' lap. Shal. Honest gentleman, I know not your breeding. Pist. Why then, lament therefore. Shal. Give me pardon, sir;-If, sir, you come 8 He who drank a bumper on his knees, to the health of his mistress, was dubbed a knight for the evening. It should be Domingo: it is part of a song in one of Nashe's plays. cal; an the child I now go with, do miscarry, thou hadst better thou hadst struck thy mother, thou paper-faced villain! Host. O the Lord, that sir John were come! he would make this a bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the fruit of her womb miscarry! cushions again; you have but eleven now. Come, 1 Bead. If it do, you shall have a dozen of that you and Pistol beat among you. I charge you both go with me; for the man is dead, Doll. I'll tell thee what, thou thin man in a censer! I will have you as soundly swinged for this, you blue-bottle rogue! you filthy famished correctioner! if you be not swinged, I'll forswear half kirtles.* Host. Ay; come, you starved blood-hound. Doll. Come, you thin thing; come, you rascal! SCENE V.-A public Place near Westminster Abbey. Enter two Grooms, strewing Rushes. 1 Groom. More rushes, more rushes. 2 Groom. The trumpets have sounded twice. 1 Groom. It will be two o'clock ere they come from the coronation: Despatch, despatch. [Exeunt Grooms. Enter FALSTAFF, SHALLOW, PISTOL, BARDOLPH, and the Page. Fal. Stand here by me, master Robert Shallow; I will make the king do you grace: I will leer upon him, as 'a comes by; and do but mark the countenance that he will give me. Pist. God bless thy lungs, good knight. Fal. Come here, Pistol; stand behind me.-0, if I had had time to have made new liveries, I would have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of you. [To SHALLOW.] But 'tis no matter; this poor show doth better: this doth infer the zeal I had to see him. Thy Doll, and Helen of thy noble thoughts, Is in base durance, and contagious prison; Haul'd thither By most mechanical and dirty hand: I have long dream'd of such a kind of man, For heaven doth know, so shall the world perceive, Give you advancement,-Be it your charge, my lord, Set on. [Exeunt KING, and his Train Fal. Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pound. Shal. Ay, marry, sir John; which I beseech you to let me have home with me. Fal. That can hardly be, master Shallow. Do not you grieve at this; I shall be sent for in private to him: look you, he must seem thus to the world that shall make you great. Fear not your advancement; I will be the man yet Shal. I cannot perceive how; unless you give me your doublet, and stuff me out with straw. I beseech you, good sir John, let me have five hundred my thousand. of Fal. Sir, I will be as good as my word: this that you heard, was but a color. Shal. A color, I fear, that you will die in, sir John. Fal. Fear no colors; go with me to dinner. shall be sent for soon at night. Come, lieutenant Pistol;-come, Bardolph:-I [Exeunt. Re-enter PRINCE JOHN, the Chief Justice, Officers, &c. Ch. Just. Go, carry sir John Falstaff to the Fleet; Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto's Take all his company along with him. snake, For Doll is in; Pistol speaks nought but truth. [Shouts within, and the Trumpets sound. Pist. There roar'd the sea, the trumpet-clangor sounds. Enter the KING and his Train, the Chief Justice among them. Fal. God save thy grace, king Hal! my royal Hal! Pist. The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame! Fal. God save thee, my sweet boy! man. Ch. Just. Have you your wits? know you what 'tis you speak? Fal. My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart! King. I know thee not, old man: Fall to thy prayers; How ill white hairs become a fool, and jester! "Tis all in all, and all in every part. Fal. My lord, my lord, Ch. Just. I cannot now speak: I will hear you soon. Take them away. Pist. Si fortuna me tormenta, spero me contenta. [Exeunt FAL., SHAL., PIST., BARD., Page, and Officers. P. John. I like this fair proceeding of the king's; He hath intent, his wonted followers Shall all be very well provided for; But all are banish'd, till their conversations Appear more wise and modest to the world. Ch. Just. And so they are. P. John. The king hath call'd his parliament, my lord. Ch. Just. He hath. P. John. I will lay odds,-that ere this year expire, We bear our civil swords and native fire, Henceforward. EPILOGUE.-Spoken by a DANcer. FIRST, my fear; then, my court'sy; last, my speech. My fear is, your displeasure; my court'sy, my duty; and my speech, to beg your pardons. If you look for a good speech now, you undo me: for what I have to say is of mine own making; and what, indeed, I should say, will, I doubt, prove mine own marring. But to the purpose, and so to the venture:-Be it known to you, (as it is very well,) I was lately here in the end of a displeasing play, to pray your patience for it, and to promise you a better. I did mean, indeed, to pay you with this; which, if, like an ill venture, it come unluckily home, I break, and you, my gentle creditors, lose. | Here, I promised you, I would be, and here I commit my body to your mercies: bate me some, and I will pay you some, and as most debtors do, promise you infinitely. If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me, will you command me to use my legs? and yet that were but light payment,-to dance out of your debt. But a good conscience will make any One word more, I beseech you. If you be not too much cloyed with fat meat, our humble author will continue the story, with sir John in it, and make you merry with fair Katharine of France: where, for any thing I know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat, unless already he be killed with your hard opinions; for Oldcastle died a martyr, and this is not the man. My tongue is weary; when my legs are too, I will bid you good night: and so kneel down before you;-but, indeed, to pray for the queen. Most of the ancient interludes conclude with a prayer for the king or queen. Hence, perhaps, the Vivant Rez & Regina, at the bottom of our modern play-bills. KING HENRY V. PERSONS REPRESENTED. KING HENRY THE FIFTH. DUKE OF GLOSTER, DUKE OF BEDFORD, Brothers to the King. DUKE OF EXETER, Uncle to the King. DUKE OF YORK, Cousin to the King. A Herald. Chorus. CHARLES THE SIXTH, King of France. LEWIS, the Dauphin. EARLS OF SALISBURY, WESTMORELAND, and DUKES OF BURGUNDY, ORLEANS, and BOURBON. The SCENE, at the beginning of the play, lies in England; but afterwards wholly in France. Crouch for employment. But pardon, gentles all, 1 An allusion to the circular form of the theatre. Attest, in little place, a million; And let us, ciphers to this great accompt, Who, prologue-like, your humble patience pray, Powers of fancy. |